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The one thing HEB needs is to let you order your deli meats in advance so they are sliced and ready when you get there.

Posted by ty97 Feb 6 '18, 12:05

Publix offers that, get on it HEB

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Because i really have no idea, how do you say HEB? Aitch Ee Be? Heeb? Hehb? -- nm - Andie Feb 6, 12:10 7
- Spell out the letters H - E - B -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:11 6
  - Technically, that's the name H-E-B, I just skip the hyphens normally. - ty97 Feb 6, 12:12 5
    - Andie, don't you just feel ridiculous now? -- nm - colin Feb 6, 12:15 2
      - heh, no reason she should know how to say it. -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:15 1
        
        i'm totally joking. i think half of the non-native Houstonians still say heb like it's a word not knowing. -- nm - colin Feb 6, 12:17
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    - Gay confirmed. B stands for Butt -- nm - just oblique Feb 6, 12:13
I’ve started to realize there’s no need unless you’re getting Boar’s Head or something extra special. They have pre-portioned at my store and there’s - Qale Feb 6, 12:08 6
- 1) the pre-sliced stuff they have out is usually sliced much higher than #1 and I want all sliced on #1 -- (edited) - ty97 Feb 6, 12:09 4
  - They are right to mock you, Ty. -- nm - Qale Feb 6, 12:10 3
    - I choose grocery stores based on those that stock BH -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:15 2
      - I should force you to eat Land-O-Frost because I’m feeling particularly evil today. -- nm - Qale Feb 6, 12:16 1
        
        that escalated quickly -- nm - Epiphany Feb 6, 12:46
- The gays of ST really know their meat -- nm - just oblique Feb 6, 12:08
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- Some things are more important than gay bars, Jack -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:08 8
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    - NYC grocery stores *SUCK*. Let me have this -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:12 6
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        BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO COOK -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:14 4
        
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        *rubs hands together with evil grin* -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:34
        
        your poor brother -- nm - decline Feb 6, 12:15 1
        
        he's had a good life -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:16
- He's just hewing to his priorities. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Feb 6, 12:07
- Is HEB a gay bar? -- nm - budice Feb 6, 12:07 2
  - Locomotion on repeat, deli meats available on order. I can only conclude “yes” -- nm - Roger More Feb 6, 12:09 1
    - Large alcohol selection. I mean, it sorta is, I guess -- nm - ty97 Feb 6, 12:10
HEB wants you to have that personal touch.. watching them lovingly fondle every slice. -- nm - colin Feb 6, 12:06

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The one thing HEB needs is to let you order your deli meats in advance so they are sliced and ready when you get there.

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