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In response to
"true that"
by
Epiphany
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*lumbers in from stage right, dressed in a rumpled and slightly dusty pinstripe suit, a crumpled fedora mashed askew on his head*
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*blinks sleepily as if waking up from a long nap*
*or, you know, an extended hibernation*
*yawns so widely that you think his jaw might break or get stuck*
*though also demonstrating an impressive array of rather sharp teeth*
*smacks his lips while blinking firmly a few more times*
*looks around, still slightly dazed*
*realizes that ST seems rather sedate ... unusually quiet ... perhaps even oddly "normal" for a change*
*or for whatever passes as "normal" on ST*
*carefully peers around while retrieving an ice cold can of Monster Ultra from somewhere about his person*
*glances at his watch*
*leans back to look around off-stage*
*finally decides that Nekkid Crazy Mel is nowhere to be seen -- and obviously hasn't been here raising chaos for some time*
*yawns again, clears throat loudly, and begins speaking as he walks up to Pippy*
Since my client seems to be on an extended sabbatical in absentia, may I be of service, ma'am?
Shall I begin drawing up the corporate paperwork?
And perhaps I may be of assistance in your talent acquisition efforts?
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