LIR Bear Lawyer!! Qale & I will need your guidance and assistance
Posted by
Epiphany (aka Epiphany)
Feb 8 '18, 18:45
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1st we need a marketing assist with the perfect name for our pr0n venture
" beardy skater dudes?" no " Skater delish hotties" no
" Pretty Hawt & Tempting" no that is a song or something
We will need all kinds of talent acquistion plus KY Stock options, skeevy but genius directors, key grips ( whatever that is) and a craft table that looks like a feast from Game of Thrones.
Our talent should be celeb look alikes, former Olympic Hotties and that strangely hawt barista that smells like cinnamon and sensuality ( is that a thing?)
If someone named Scott Rojwaski shows up - don't let him in - He's mouth over rides any appeal he may have.
We can pay you in common stock, redbulls & mardi gras beads that we promise won't clash with your pinstripe suit.
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