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In response to
"I still haven't gotten my civil war orders. "
by
ty97
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My orders arrived at 8:05 - my missive is inside
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Dear Abigail, my legs are weary from charging down the hill, rolling our refuse container behind me. As the wicked heat continues unabated, I pity those poor souls responsible for making our camp clean on this, the most holy of national days. My shock at seeing them rushing around camp was eclipsed only by the knowledge that we had the vile chicken waste within our container. Swift action was necessary, grateful nonetheless.
Your Dearest Joseph
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