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In response to
"Help me remember a scene from The Jerk. Somebody says something and Steven Martin says, "It is??" They say something else and he says, "I have?!?!" Is"
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mara
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I may have found it in the transcript, the scene where they're on the beach
Posted by
Max
Sep 6 '18, 14:24
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Navin: You know, while you were playing that just now, I had the
craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the
end of this coronet, right through here, through these vales,
right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give
you a kiss.
Marie: Why didn't you?
Navin: I didn't want to get spit on me.
(They almost kiss, well, sort of... Marie is resisting him.
Eventually, he gives up.)
Navin: (out of breath) Was it good for you too?
Marie: I really do want to kiss you, but I'm afraid.
Navin: I would have kept my tongue in!
Marie: No, I mean, I'm afraid if I kiss you that I will fall in
love with you.
Navin: You will?
Marie: And I don't want to.
Navin: You don't?
Marie: My mother sacrificed everything to send me through
cosmetology.
Navin: She did?
Marie: She has this dream for me to be somebody.
Navin: She does?
Marie: To marry someone with power, great vision, someone with a
special purpose.
Navin: I've got one! I've got a special purpose!
Marie: You do?
Navin: Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I
was afraid to tell you about it - your mother's going to love me!
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