Interview question I just had. Warning - it gets dark.
Posted by
Roger More (aka RogerMore)
May 16 '19, 12:20
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You’ve been appointed acting manager of [my work team ] beginning on the departure of the current manager. The eight person unit holds a celebration for the manager who is leaving on a year log secondment. You’re invited but can’t attend.at the event, the building in which it’s held collapses. The team and manager are all killed. As there are pressing issues to address, [the person I report to] convinced his colleagues to lend him staff on a temporary basis to fill the eight vacancies. They come from across the [workplace]. You start Monday. What action do you take?
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Responses:
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Dig in and get to work -- nm
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JD
May 16, 14:15
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"First I locate the cursed idol and return it to its godshrine...." -- nm
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TWuG
May 16, 14:10
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Several steps
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Will Hunting
May 16, 13:21
11
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"There's an active shooter---" "I'll stop you right there." -- nm
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Mop
May 16, 12:57
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Bake brownies -- nm
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LMS
May 16, 12:55
2
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Nuke the person who asked this question from orbit, because it's the only way to be sure? -- nm
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Strongbad
May 16, 12:46
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Chaos is a ladder. -- nm
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Littlefinger
May 16, 12:39
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"Consolidate my power and destroy all incriminating evidence." -- nm
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Reagen
May 16, 12:37
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Wish John Wick condolences for his dog. -- nm
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David
May 16, 12:37
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I will answer your question with another question: "What happens when we die?" -- nm
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Spawn
May 16, 12:34
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"....also: you look down and realize you're wearing a brown belt *with black shoes*" -- nm
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prayformojo
May 16, 12:32
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1) Clear out the desks of the dead so new employees can move into those workspaces.
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Cuzzin Todd
May 16, 12:32
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1) Ask for a raise. 2) Update my resume with new job title. 3) Head over to LinkedIn and start applying for other gigs. -- nm
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David
May 16, 12:30
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what? -- nm
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Andie
May 16, 12:28
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Send everyone home because HOLY SHIT. -- nm
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Beryllium
May 16, 12:26
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what's a 'year log secondment' -- nm
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decline
May 16, 12:24
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rob the killed employee's houses? -- nm
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Beaker
May 16, 12:23
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