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I've got jury duty tomorrow. Not just any jury, though. A GRAND jury!

Posted by Mop (aka rburriel) Jun 3 '19, 08:25

Jury duty is a joke around here. There's hardly any crime and almost anything that does get prosecuted usually gets pled out. I don't know anyone who's been summoned who has ever actually gone. But a Grand Jury is apparently different. It's a 2 month commitment, 2x/week. So... fuck me.

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GRAND jury? How will you ever get your ballgown fitted in time?? -- nm - Beryllium Jun 3, 09:45 1
- darling, crimes didn't get bigger, it was the prosecutions that got small.... -- nm - zeitgeist Jun 3, 10:30
Wear your Princess Leia hair buns. - Spawn Jun 3, 08:32 1
- Done and done! -- nm - Mop Jun 3, 08:35

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I've got jury duty tomorrow. Not just *any* jury, though. A GRAND jury!

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I've got jury duty tomorrow. Not just any jury, though. A GRAND jury!