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In response to
"everyone who reads this post must post a joke in this thread."
by
Andie
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Two hunters are out in the woods
Posted by
marcel (aka marcel)
Jun 2 '09, 10:28
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when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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