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Look, give him credit, he got this deal without giving away parts of the contiguous United States.

Posted by Reagen Oct 17 '19, 12:09

"Good news, I've just brokered a deal with Turkey. The biggest deal you've ever heard of. They get to keep doing exactly what they've been doing and we give them Rhode Island. It's going to be a great, great deal for both sides. I've never really liked Rhode Island anyway, did you know it's not really an island? Most people don't know that. Shouldn't get to call itself and island if it's not an island. I have a good friend from Rhode Island, name of Joe, or Sully, used to be Joe, now he likes to be called Sully, and he said, "Mr. President", and he was sobbing when he said this, he was so happy, "Mr. President, everyone in Rhode Island has dreamed of being part of Turkey." It's the rugs, you see. They love the rugs in Rhode Island, so they get to be part of that now. And it'll make the drive from New York to Boston that much shorter without Fake Rhode Island in the way."

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i mean its not like they have a Rump tower or golf resort there -- nm - zeitgeist Oct 17, 13:50
*kicks dirt* -- nm - Boris Johnson Oct 17, 12:44 1
- "Well, the important thing is, uh, uh, uh, that the Kurds, they, well *ruffles hair* they are a people. They *are* a people. They are a people who - Boris Johnson with the same deal Oct 17, 12:53
"total capitulation" -- (link) - decline Oct 17, 12:17 3
- Although I agree with this as an assessment, I'm not sure it qualifies as a fact check if you don't name the "experts". -- nm - Max Oct 17, 12:40 1
  - Fred & Bob -- nm - decline Oct 17, 12:46
- "... of the heart" -- nm - Beryllium Oct 17, 12:26
Fuck you, Alaska! -- nm - Mop Oct 17, 12:16
you're making him sound too benign and coherent. -- nm - mud Oct 17, 12:12 1
- It's too lucid, I acknowledge. -- nm - Reagen Oct 17, 12:17

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Look, give him credit, he got this deal without giving away parts of the contiguous United States.

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