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Two links to the Cybertruck unveil

Posted by TWuG Nov 21 '19, 19:51

Unofficial stream: https://insideevs.com/news/383676/video-livestream-tesla-cybertruck/

Official stream. It'll collect name and email, but it seems not to care if the email is valid. (livestream.tesla.com)

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Wait! Was this supposed to happen (he didn't even throw it hard) -- (link) - decline Nov 22, 05:57 2
- this whole thing is making my day. -- nm - colin Nov 22, 06:02
- yeeesh -- nm - mud Nov 22, 06:00
That's not pretty -- nm - decline Nov 22, 05:50
N64 truck. -- nm - colin Nov 22, 05:30 3
- Truck designed by UGA Engineers -- nm - Strongbad, Champ Champ Nov 22, 05:54 2
  - no, they couldn't ever do geometry like that. -- nm - colin Nov 22, 06:00 1
    - they don't even start it until they're in the PhD program... -- nm - colin Nov 22, 06:00
Ooof. It's so ugly it's very ugly. (NM) - Marlowe Nov 22, 05:30
It’s going to get killed by the Rivian. -- (link) - pmb Nov 22, 05:21 1
- isn't Rivian who Amazon is going to buy it's fleet from? -- nm - colin Nov 22, 05:30
I...what? -- nm - znufrii, human scum Nov 22, 05:19
Ugh. That is certainly off the list. -- nm - spamlet Nov 22, 04:58 1
- It’s a bad sign it’s so ugly, his windows stunt/fail gets no real mention here. -- nm - Will Hunting Nov 22, 05:19
At least two coworkers (and the CEO) have reserved one ... heh -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 22:53 1
- It looks like those images where they do the side-by-side comparison of Lara Croft in 1998 and 2018. -- nm* - Reagen Nov 22, 02:51
CyberElCamino -- nm - Spawn Nov 21, 20:37
Starts at $40k, but ugh. I'd be embarrassed to be seen in something that ugly. -- nm - TWuG Nov 21, 20:29 15
- Indeed. When he paused at the end I thought he was going to say just kidding here is the real one. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Nov 21, 21:08 1
  - can you imagine if his first sedan looked like that? there wouldn't be a tesla today -- nm - zeitgeist Nov 22, 00:45
- I dig it. It’s so ugly that it doubles back to cute, like a bulldog. -- nm - David, Earth’s Mightiest Hero Nov 21, 20:35 11
  - You take that back! Bulldogs are beautiful! This thing is awful and has no redeeming qualities. Maude and I are not happy with this comment. - Krusty Nov 22, 05:08
  - Yes, a bulldog is a good analogy for this. -- nm - Strongbad, Champ Champ Nov 22, 04:15
  - I kind of agree, BUT I still want to make fun of it. -- (pic) - Beryllium Nov 21, 21:01 [Attachment] 2
    - seriously, doing a google image search there were a lot of fakes that looked like an S but with a truck bed instead of back seats, *that* is a -- nm - jr college design project by a C student Nov 21, 22:23 1
      - They need to steal Apple's hashtag: #courage -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 22:39
  - Let's take an El Camino and mate it with a Pontiac Aztec... from the future. -- nm - Spawn Nov 21, 20:39 3
    - It seriously looks like a vehicle designed for Mars. - David, Earth’s Mightiest Hero Nov 21, 20:41 2
      - or Titan or the Moon or Ganymede. I absolutely love it. - Jovian Nov 21, 20:52 1
        
        if some of the climate crises predictions come true, those would be good attributes to have -- nm - zeitgeist Nov 21, 23:21
  - The stats and specs are great. The appearance is something only a mother could love. -- nm - TWuG Nov 21, 20:37 1
    - It has a wonderful work ethic. -- nm - CyberTruck’s mom Nov 22, 04:01
- The ATV seems nice. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:33
I’m pretty sure I drove that in Moon Patrol. -- nm - David, Earth’s Mightiest Hero Nov 21, 20:28 2
- But did you drive it for $39,900 in Moon Patrol? -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:29 1
  - No, it was like $39.99. - David, Earth’s Mightiest Hero Nov 21, 20:30
Dude pulled his punch on the hammer blow. -- nm - Reagen Nov 21, 20:18 1
- I'm pretty sure a wet towel is bulletproof to a 9mm, use a real bullet ffs - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:20
Oof. That is one UGLY vehicle -- nm - TWuG Nov 21, 20:14 9
- I don't understand how it's a truck. -- nm - Reagen Nov 21, 20:23 3
  - Me either. It's a damned ugly truck and I don't think they're going to sell very many. The VW Thing is more attractive and it is fugly -- nm - TWuG Nov 21, 20:25 2
    - There's one thing it's good for, and it's very good for it: Headlines. And memes. Okay, two things: Headlines and memes. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:26 1
      - Wait, three things: Headlines, memes, and TSLA shorts. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:26
- It is absolutely hilarious, is what it is. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:15 4
  - Like, he's either dead serious, or setting up what might be the funniest prank ever. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:15 3
    - He's talking like a Travolta villain right now. -- nm - Reagen Nov 21, 20:20 2
      - smashy smash -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:23 1
        
        It's too bad that I can't enjoy cringe comedy any more, because this is like an entire season of The Office worth of cringe. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:24
Looks like they've hired an entire movie to host, instead of just an actor. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:10
offical stream via YT -- (link) - Beryllium Nov 21, 20:05 [youtube]
I am now "Henryson Ford", hford at ford dot com -- nm - Beryllium Nov 21, 19:57 2
- ptucker would be funnier. -- nm - Reagen Nov 21, 19:59 1
  - We named the dog ptucker. -- nm - Henryson Ford si Nov 21, 20:04
Cybertruck was my 7th favourite Robert Urich show. -- nm - Reagen Nov 21, 19:53 1
- No, I think it starred Desi Arnaz Jr. and the voices of William Daniels and Peter Cullen. -- nm - David, Earth’s Mightiest Hero Nov 21, 19:56

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