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Ok, so I've had the flu right? And last night I was lying in bed awake because I've been sleeping so much and I channel surfed to wrestling.

I was totally fascinated and laughing my ass off. Evidently this was a replay of last week's "Raw". The first thing I saw was a bunch of skanky looking bleached blonde chicks jumping on top of each other and one of them even did the "Ram Jam" thing from The Wrestler. Then Crash came in to go to bed and see what I was laughing at. About that time this real hottie guy namned Cena or Zina got in a battle with a big bald guy who lookied like a side of beef. It appears the Cena/Zina guy choose....poorly. I was getting into it big time and Crash was mocking me and telling me there was no way we were getting the "extreme rules" ppvl. Then there was this whole conspiracy thing with Ric Flair (who looks like one of the old dudes drinking scotch on the golf course) and this Orten (Orton?) dude (wearing a speedo) that was hysterically bad and ended up with a bunch of other guys getting involved and people getting locked in a chain link fence box.

The bad thing is, I'm not sure I liked it because I was running a fever or because it was cracking me up.


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