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Bargument #6: Would you rather be banned from socializing with people younger than you or older than you? -- nm
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 12:12
6
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My mother just sent chills down my spine with these words: "I heard the President say..." -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 12:02
1
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[snork] what he was bragging about this AM -- (link)
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mud
Mar 14, 11:56
1
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Great new word: Nopefully -- (link)
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TWuG
Mar 14, 11:51
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Disney College Programs Ended, Kids sent home -- (link)
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budice
Mar 14, 11:50
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XFL seattle dragons player tested pos, now in quarantine -- (link)
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zeitgeist
Mar 14, 11:45
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Pizza Hut suggests that if I'm stuck at home, I should order pizza. We really need to consider the impact on delivery people. -- nm
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Mop
Mar 14, 11:42
4
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According to previously sealed court papers, Harvey Weinstein once suggested that Jennifer Aniston "should be killed" -- (link)
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Remlik
Mar 14, 11:35
4
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The only thing I want to do today is stay home and watch Joe Biden shadow presidency speeches. Bernie who? Go Joe! Sanity now! -- nm
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con_carne
Mar 14, 11:30
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On this day in 1973: After having been captured by North Vietnamese forces five and a half years earlier, U.S. Navy pilot John McCain was released
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:29
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Bargument #5: Pick your punishment: wearing no pads, get hit at full speed by an NFL linebacker; or jump out of a car going 25 mph? -- nm*
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 11:25
16
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Y'all are bad at physics. -- nm
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Reagen
Mar 14, 12:16
2
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Car -- nm
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Bacon
Mar 14, 12:12
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Car jump. -- nm
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kelly
Mar 14, 11:50
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car jump -- nm
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budice
Mar 14, 11:48
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line backer...it would be quicker, less road rash -- nm
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zeitgeist
Mar 14, 11:40
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Car jump. I'm good at tuck and roll. -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 11:37
3
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The car. I'd like to think I can control at least part of that 😩
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JD
Mar 14, 11:36
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car jump -- nm*
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Beaker
Mar 14, 11:35
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Is it B-Wags and will he give me a helmet and autographed jersey afterwards? -- nm
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:31
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Car jump. I think it'll do less damage if I fall right. -- nm
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Krusty
Mar 14, 11:29
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Car jump. I like to think I can minimize things with a side roll. -- nm
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VMan
Mar 14, 11:28
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Bargument #4: Which you you choose to be banned from for the rest of your life, Porn, Pizza or Bars? -- nm
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 11:23
19
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Bars -- nm
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Bacon
Mar 14, 12:12
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Define "bars". It has multiple meanings. Signed, Nanaimo. -- nm
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 11:59
1
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Porn. -- nm
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kelly
Mar 14, 11:46
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Bars. -- nm
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Will Hunting
Mar 14, 11:44
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bars -- nm
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Jovian
Mar 14, 11:44
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🤔 🍕
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JD
Mar 14, 11:39
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This is the easiest question ever. Bars. -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 11:36
1
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I can make a first amendment argument for all three (note, I didn't say good arguments) so I join the rebellion. -- nm
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:30
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Porn. I don't go to bars often but I'd miss them more than porn. -- nm
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Krusty
Mar 14, 11:28
2
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Porn. I have a vivid imagination. -- nm
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Cuzzin Todd
Mar 14, 11:27
2
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Easy peasy. Porn. -- nm
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VMan
Mar 14, 11:26
1
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Pizza, plenty of other food with same ingredients
-- nm*
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budice
Mar 14, 11:26
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c19 plan cancellations (B2) mom's birthday dinner and a dozen shows...weddings are returning, I think because courts are closing -- nm
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zeitgeist
Mar 14, 11:19
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I have one volunteer who's not responded to my email and two phone messages about the bookstore closing. She's due in at noon today.
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Meg
Mar 14, 11:19
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OK, fine NBC. I’ll watch golf. Is this live or from last year or 10 years ago? I don’t know. But it’s sports. -- nm
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Mop
Mar 14, 11:16
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Local SoCal WalMart Run: Store traffic light. Paper products all gone, water gone, dairy items short supply. -- nm
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budice
Mar 14, 11:13
1
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NYT: There’s a Giant Hole in Pelosi’s Coronavirus Bill -- (link)
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Strongbad
Mar 14, 11:08
2
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The Florida state senate has declared Florida State the NCAA National Champions.
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David
Mar 14, 10:53
9
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On the subject of that Matt guy...
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 10:53
3
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I mean some people seem to not realize that for society and government to function people will need to continue to come in contact with each other.
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JackDawson
Mar 14, 10:50
2
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Bargument 3: Would you rather be fluent in three languages of your choosing or get 75% off groceries for ten years? -- nm
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 10:43
16
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Languages. -- nm
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kelly
Mar 14, 11:46
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groceries, if I got 75% off I can afford language classes -- nm
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:32
3
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there are days when being fluent in 1 language is a challenge. I'll take the food. -- nm
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Peglegpete
Mar 14, 11:19
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who wants to talk to anybody these days? -- nm
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zeitgeist
Mar 14, 11:14
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Would the three languages include my current language or three additional to that?
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Cuzzin Todd
Mar 14, 11:11
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Languages. Oh so much languages! -- nm
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JD
Mar 14, 11:01
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Languages, but I'm already 2/3's of the way, so maybe my gain would not be so expressive. Can we make it 4 languages? (NM)
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Marlowe
Mar 14, 10:55
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Languages, hands down. -- nm
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 10:54
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Three languages. If the groceries were forever, I might change my mind. -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 10:51
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75% off -- nm
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budice
Mar 14, 10:47
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Easy, fluent in three languages. -- nm
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Krusty
Mar 14, 10:46
2
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Bargument 2: Would you rather rollerblade to work every day or be named Elmer? -- nm
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 10:42
17
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Rollerblades. -- nm
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kelly
Mar 14, 11:46
2
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rollerblade, good exercise for me -- nm
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:33
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considering the condition of the sidewalks and roads...and the condition of my elbows and knees? -- nm
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zeitgeist
Mar 14, 11:21
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Rollerblading. -- nm
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JD
Mar 14, 11:02
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Elmer. I'm not against the exercise but I'm not rollerblading to work in January. -- nm
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Cuzzin Todd
Mar 14, 10:55
1
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Elmer. -- nm
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 10:54
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Rollerblade. Because it would mean I have a job.
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Marlowe
Mar 14, 10:53
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Rollerblade...unless I have to rollerblade to the kitchen and bathroom, too. -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 10:50
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Elmer. Rollerblading in the winter and when I'm older will suck. I'll age into the name Elmer just fine -- nm
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Krusty
Mar 14, 10:49
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I knew an Elmer growing up
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Reagen
Mar 14, 10:49
1
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Rollerblade -- nm
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budice
Mar 14, 10:47
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Elmer -- nm
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Jovian
Mar 14, 10:43
1
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Ben Carson opens his remarks by coughing into his hand at the podium. -- (link)
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budice
Mar 14, 10:41
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Bargument 1: Would you rather be forced to work as a mover for the rest of your life, or to fight in the Civil War? -- nm
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Volnelk
Mar 14, 10:41
19
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Mover. -- nm
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kelly
Mar 14, 11:47
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There's a stupid 'I could hold up against Mike Tyson' part of me saying "I bet I could win that war with what I know now" -- nm
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Max
Mar 14, 11:40
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I'll fight as a surgeon. I'll be sad to amputate Bacon's leg. -- nm
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crash davis
Mar 14, 11:34
1
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Mover -- nm
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JD
Mar 14, 11:03
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Hand me a rifle. -- nm
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Bacon
Mar 14, 10:59
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Would I be a mover now or during the Civil War? -- nm
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Cuzzin Todd
Mar 14, 10:56
4
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Mover. -- nm
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 10:54
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Mover -- nm
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Beaker
Mar 14, 10:49
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Mover. Physical labor > getting shot at, starving, freezing, etc. -- nm
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Krusty
Mar 14, 10:48
2
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Would I get to leave the 19th century after the war ends? -- nm
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David
Mar 14, 10:47
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Mover. Help peeps, im good with that -- nm
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budice
Mar 14, 10:47
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Id rather roll the dice and fight in the Civil War -- nm
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Jovian
Mar 14, 10:42
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Yeah the closing is delayed while the coop atty figures out their policy on visitors during Corona scare. Sucks -- nm
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JackDawson
Mar 14, 10:40
2
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Bery, my wife bought a small USB-powered blood pressure cuff. I need to use it multiple times a day, so it's been super handy -- nm
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prayformojo
Mar 14, 10:39
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The NYC Play That Seats Its Audience in a Ball Pit Gives In, Suspends Performances -- (link)
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Reagen
Mar 14, 10:36
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Most of the ESPN schedule right now is TBA. They should be playing 30 for 30 episodes nonstop. -- nm
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Mop
Mar 14, 10:36
5
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People Trying to make Indiana Jones sequels and prequels. But you know who actually deserves their own franchise? Marion Goddamn Ravenwood. -- (link*)
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budice
Mar 14, 10:34
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Photos of the tesla model Y -- (link)
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Beryllium
Mar 14, 10:31
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