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I love genealogy. Been doing it for decades. My dad knows this. He just told me he filled out the Census with the name "Resident"

Posted by Max Mar 22 '20, 21:02

"Dad, you're ruining things for genealogists."
"Census isn't a major part of all the things genealogists can find."
"Dad! Who do you think you're talking to? What do you think Ancestry based their business on?"
"Well, who I am is none of the government's business. I remember when they started asking how many toilets are in the house. That's not in the Constitution."
"Dad!! That's supplemental info used for budgeting! None of the person details are in the constitution, but it doesn't matter because they're sequestered for 72 years! You won't be alive by the time your info comes out. *I* won't be alive in 72 years."
"Well then you don't need it either."

coronavirus yourself while jerking off you big jerk

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I am not a lawyer, but I do think your dad may be right about toilets not being in the Constitution -- nm - crash davis Mar 22, 21:24 3
- Neither is age, and that's been a Census question since before Thomas Crapper became a plumber! -- nm - Max Mar 22, 21:39 1
  - Crapper was a monarchist, so definitely should not be associated with the Constitution! -- nm - crash davis Mar 22, 21:52
- iirc, the right to vote was only conferred to those who owned a shitter -- nm - zeitgeist Mar 22, 21:28
awshum! Congrats! -- nm - loosilu Mar 22, 21:20

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I love genealogy. Been doing it for decades. My dad knows this. He just told me he filled out the Census with the name "Resident"

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