So, a baby was born without ears.
Posted by
Will Hunting (aka JoeMetz)
Apr 29 '20, 10:28
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Otherwise healthy but no ears. A few days later, some friends were bringing their kids to meet the new baby, including their 5yr old son. As they approach the door, the visiting father warned his son “Do not mention the lack of ears or you’ll be sorry.”
The little boy looks at the newborn and tells the new mom, “He’s beautiful. Two strong grips, two energetic legs, two blue eyes...”
The mom looks at him and says, “Yes, the doctor said his eyes are good. Should have 20/20 vision.”
The little boy blows out an exhale and says, “Good, cuz I don’t see how glasses would fucking work.”
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