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In response to
"California has gender reveal parties. Oregon has a psychopath with a machete. -- (link)"
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Mopsy
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That guy would win the "Did I ever tell you about the time.." game in nearly every gathering. Like the time I ordered 35 double cheseburgers and the
Posted by
JD (aka Jason Dean)
Sep 10 '20, 13:59
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*bleeps* at McDonalds wouldn't make them so I absolutely wrecked their stupid banner and then attacked one of employees. If that other guy in line hadn't pulled a gun on me, I'm sure I would've gotten my burgers
Oh, and then when the cops took me away, I wasn't gonna take that so during the ride I told him I was going to kidnap his family
Then there was the time that I was out in the forest for like hours so I started setting fires. When they finally showed up I threatened to start more fires if they didn't give me a ride
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