So here is my new job fantasy.
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I had to go down to City Hall this morning and fill out a ton of paperwork. The last item I signed was a waiver holding the city harmless in exchange for a security card to the private training facility.
The cops and firefighters wanted a private training facility (read basically a gym). The city council said the only way they were funding it is if all city employees can use it.
So my new fantasy is to go there in the early morning when all the cops and firefighters are working out. They look at me and say "Who are you?" I look at them and say "Librarian, bitches".
Of course I'm not going to say shit, but I can fantasize.
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