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In response to
"Also, Bery gets 500 Baron points. -- nm"
by
Apple Baron Betty 🥧
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Angband humor...
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The amphibious Whale ('~')/('~'):[(r)ecall, ESC]
Your ancestors have killed thousands of these creatures. It is fed up with evolution, and returning to dry land. It is often found on beaches, where groups of helpful treehuggers will try to pull it back into the sea. It doesn't move; it hopes the environment freaks will think it's dead. A kill of this creature is worth tons of blubber for any character. It can claim to be a mammal, repeat that it is a mammal, repeat that it is a mammal, and explode (in very gory fashion).
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