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In response to "Excuse me, Mr Officer. I've got this striped outfit on, a mask, a pistol, and a big brown bag with a dollar sign on it. But... where is the bank? -- nm" by Qale

I know I've told this story before, but my hometown newspaper had a story about attempted bank robbery

The would-be robber showed up to the bank in his ski mask (in summer) and carrying a duffle bag.

However, he got there at 8:30 and the branch didn't open until 9:00 so the doors were locked. He stood at the front doors banging for the staff to let him in and finally got frustrated and fled. :D


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