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Fill in the blank: Asking "Would you prefer to go to Jersey City or Boston?" is like asking ____________. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:20 19
- Would you rather be eaten alive by these ants, or have a slice of this cheesecake? -- nm - Roger More Jun 24, 08:24
- Would you prefer to go to Jersey City or Boston? - JaxSean Jun 24, 08:23
- would you like to be kicked in the groin, or massaged sensuously? -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:22 1
  - I loathe boston, so this is backwards for me (even considering that we're talking about jersey city). -- nm - campus wifi loves mandy lane Jun 24, 08:25
- Would you rather have a hot stone massage, or shall I pour hot tar in your nostrils? -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:22 7
  - "To torture him I lust, and up his nostrils, hot bananas thrust!" -- nm - con_carne Jun 24, 08:23 1
    - Macbeth! -- nm - Edmund Blackadder Jun 24, 08:25
  - oh fark, I got it backwards too. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:22 4
    - *snort* -- nm - znufrii si Jun 24, 08:23 3
      - watch out for the tar. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:24 2
        
        Your face is tar. -- nm - Loyola Jun 24, 08:24 1
        
        oops *smiley face* -- nm - Loyola Jun 24, 08:24
- Would you rather bang Rosie O'Donnell or Gisele. -- nm - Will Hunting Jun 24, 08:21
- Would you like to kill puppies, or would you like an ice cream? -- nm - Loyola Jun 24, 08:21
- "... if you'd prefer a bowl of sauerkraut ice cream, or a beejer." -- nm - TFox Jun 24, 08:21
- "Would you prefer filet mignon or a maggot-infested carcass?" -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:21 3
  - I knew you were a weird dude, but you prefer maggots? -- nm - Spawn Jun 24, 08:23
  - Difference being? -- nm - kare SI Jun 24, 08:22
  - um, check the order. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:21
Did I say Buenos Aires? I meant I was hiking up Kiliminjaro. -- nm - Gov. Sanford Jun 24, 08:14 6
- but actually, I got rerouted through New Jersey. -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:24 1
  - heh-heh... -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:25
- No actually, I was in rehearsal...I am going to play keyboards for McCartney's US tour -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 08:18 1
  - I like this one. -- nm - Reagen Jun 24, 08:23
- that's not my gay boyfriend...it's my little blue alien spirit guide. -- nm - Mel - Wolf Pack of One Jun 24, 08:16 1
  - Pablo. -- nm - Gov. Sanford Jun 24, 08:19
3.5 weeks into my new job, and I was asked today if I would also like to be Technical Support for the office. - JaxSean Jun 24, 08:14 4
- Sure but wait 6 months down the line to prove your indispensability before asking for a raise. -- nm - Loyola Jun 24, 08:18 1
  - I jokingly asked if that meant a raise, but my thought is to wait 3 months and see how it goes. -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 08:22
- I see a beeper in your future! -- nm - Spawn Jun 24, 08:18
- definitely ask for a raise -- nm - colin Jun 24, 08:15
Kelly, how is the blood sugar level today? -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 08:08 6
- 113, baybee! - kelly Jun 24, 08:13 3
  - awshum! -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:18
  - *spins noise maker* -- nm - Mel - Wolf Pack of One Jun 24, 08:16
  - Woo Hoo! - amoxy Jun 24, 08:15
- While we're at it, update us on the sex majik - con_carne Jun 24, 08:10 1
  - oh it is, it is indeed hump day -- nm - Epiphany Jun 24, 08:11
hmmm... the roommate was also asking us to explain buggery to her the other day too. - mafic Jun 24, 08:04 8
- that's... unusual, given how often 'bugger' and 'buggery' are used in Australian conversation -- nm - Roger More Jun 24, 08:12 1
  - in her defence, she's not native. though the Irish were just as stunned, and that's where she lived till she was 14. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:19
- She is the doctor, right? -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 08:07 5
  - pharmacist. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:17 4
    - this makes me afraid to take medicine. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:17 3
      - don't worry, she works on a psych ward. the dangerous criminal kind. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:20 2
        
        but she got a license. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:21 1
        
        two. she can also practise in europe. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:21
High chance of daytripping Jersey City on Friday. Has anyone ever been there? -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 08:04 13
- *feels ill thinking about it* -- nm - colin Jun 24, 08:11 10
  - I never understood the Jersey hatey. What's up? - Hotkiss Jun 24, 08:13 9
    - Parts of New Jersey are incredible. I've worked in the state for 15 years and love it - decline Jun 24, 08:21
    - There's just not a lot going on there. - znufrii Jun 24, 08:19 4
      - it has all the ugly and none of the fun. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:19 3
        
        If you're going to do a day trip to Jersey, go to AC, or somewhere along the shore. -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:22 2
        
        or the middle of the state. -- nm - decline Jun 24, 08:25
        
        the shore is decent. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:23
    - dear lord, dealing with the people, the roads, everything about it.. - colin Jun 24, 08:16
    - New Havens is dodgy but at least interesting because of the school. Boston is a million times preferable to Jersey City. - loosilu Jun 24, 08:16 1
      - and duh, it's New Haven, no S. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:17
- voluntarily? -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:10
- not on purpose. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:06
The work week is officially half over. For us folks on Atlantic time anyway. -- nm - Shaun Jun 24, 08:04 1
- Rub it in, why don't you...I just got to work - amoxy Jun 24, 08:07
I wonder if I can get my mom to buy me the VIP experience for my birthday. -- (link) - Dano Jun 24, 08:01
You know what today is? - TFox Jun 24, 07:58 48
- Outstanding! Reward yourself with some comics! -- nm - Remlik Jun 24, 08:12 4
  - pusher! -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:18
  - (I must be close to getting enough to ship, yes? Maybe I can bulk it with a few trades and order on Friday.) -- nm - TFox Jun 24, 08:16 2
    - You need The Walking Dead compedium. -- nm - Spawn Jun 24, 08:19 1
      - Actually? - TFox Jun 24, 08:20
- A couple of days before SheFox's birthday? -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:03 1
  - Also this! -- nm - TFox Jun 24, 08:15
- Your 3rd Wedding Anniversary? - Epiphany Jun 24, 08:02 28
  - Congrats. - Spawn Jun 24, 08:24
  - "Has anybody seen Pippy? Where is she?!!!" *12 sets of eyes slowly turn to groiny* -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:22 1
    - Slowly? - Will Hunting Jun 24, 08:26
  - Congrats! - Will Hunting Jun 24, 08:20
  - Victorious marriage pimp! -- nm - TFox Jun 24, 08:16
  - Woo-hoo! Congrats!! -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:15 10
    - Will and I are hiding behind this post...(nm) - amoxy Jun 24, 08:16 9
      - I knew you were there all along. I could smell the roadhouse whiskey on your breaths. : ) -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:18 8
        
        That had to be Amoxy...i don't drink whiskey -- nm - Will Hunting Jun 24, 08:19 7
        
        Not me...I was doing tequila that night...And I don't drink whiskey either - amoxy Jun 24, 08:22 1
        
        It's a line. From A Movie!!! : ) -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:24
        
        yes, yes - you drink rum. I was lifting a quote from "Carrie". -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:21 4
        
        They're all gonna laugh at you! -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 08:23
        
        *laughing* -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 08:22 2
        
        See? -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 08:23 1
        
        good! -- nm - Diva Jun 24, 08:26
  - I guess that tells us... - 'lia Jun 24, 08:14
  - *dancing* -- nm - Conga Rats Jun 24, 08:12
  - Nicey! Congrats! -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 08:11
  - Congrats! I remember that night....Wait, maybe I don't -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 08:08
  - Cool! -- nm - Shaun Jun 24, 08:06
  - whoo, congrats! -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 08:05
  - congrats! -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 08:05
  - wow. I can't believe that was 3 years ago. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 08:05
  - a.k.a., the day every STers dreams were crushed. ;) -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:04 3
    - He's that awesome. -- nm - con_carne Jun 24, 08:07 2
      - this made me laugh and laugh -- nm - Epiphany Jun 24, 08:11
      - without question. :) -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:11
- The day R. and T. - who happened to hook up with eachother - had a little baby girl !! -- nm - Jammed Uzi Jun 24, 08:01 1
  - who I happened .. sry -- nm - Jammed Uzi Jun 24, 08:01
- yes. -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 08:00
- today is the first day of the rest of my life? -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:59
- St-Jean Baptiste day in Quebec! -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 07:59
- We need to do bets on whether a random stranger will pass you a doobie -- nm - con_carne Jun 24, 07:59 2
  - i'll take a billion on YES. -- nm - colin Jun 24, 08:00
  - Answer: yes. Sub-answer: (spoils) - TFox Jun 24, 08:00
- Besides Hump Day? -- nm - Shaun Jun 24, 07:59
- Hump Day? -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 07:59
- Today is the day I sell my house, hopefully. -- nm - Subversive Jun 24, 07:58 1
  - good luck with that -- nm - Epiphany Jun 24, 08:12
Yeah, there's nothing that can go wrong here at all... -- (link) - znufrii Jun 24, 07:55
remember my somewhat vapid roommate? today, cooking for her boyfriend, reading the recipe. first: "what's a saucepan?" me: *worried* - mafic Jun 24, 07:51 11
- is she doing all this while wearing a skimpy little outfit. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:55 6
  - She wants mafic to - con_carne Jun 24, 07:58 3
    - I really don't think so. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 07:59
    - get out of my head. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:58 1
      - I know, that's why I posted this as a reply to you :) -- nm - con_carne Jun 24, 08:22
  - alas, it's cold here now. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 07:56 1
    - so? -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:58
- at least you don't have to eat it -- nm - Andie Jun 24, 07:54 1
  - it actually didn't look (or smell) bad. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 07:56
- Do you think it's an act maybe? -- nm - Mel - Wolf Pack of One Jun 24, 07:53 1
  - maybe, if she was asking him, but all these questions were directed at me before he got here, and she was genuinely a little freaked out. - mafic Jun 24, 07:55
Argentina, Appalachian Trail... some thing. -- nm - Mop Jun 24, 07:50 11
- He did he not think this would go badly? -- nm - amoxy Jun 24, 08:00
- "I said ANDES trail..." *looks around nervously* -- nm - SC Guvna SI Jun 24, 07:58 2
  - It's gotta be really cold naked hiking in the Andes right now. -- nm - Dano Jun 24, 07:59 1
    - *shrinkage* -- nm - Jammed Uzi Jun 24, 08:02
- guys are way, way hotter in Argentina -- nm - 'lia Jun 24, 07:54 2
  - Not to mention the chicas... oh yeah !! -- nm - Jammed Uzi Jun 24, 07:57
  - *preens* -- nm - con_carne Jun 24, 07:56
- They both are in the same hemisphere. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:51 3
  - but not the same continent. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 07:55
  - I'd call it the good hemisphere, but it's gone downhill since I left. -- nm - mafic Jun 24, 07:53 1
    - at least we can cook. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:53
Random Interesting Fact: Anderson Cooper is a descendant of the Vanderbilt family. -- nm - znufrii Jun 24, 07:47 3
- On Dec. 17, 1974, Marissa and Giovanni Ribisi were born, delivered by Bibbe Hansen (Becks mother). Years later, Marissa married Beck. -- nm - Mop Jun 24, 07:55 1
  - Wait, I was delivered by Jane Seymour's father, does that mean I'm going to marry Jane Seymour? - LMS Jun 24, 08:00
- his mother is Gloria -- nm - dug Jun 24, 07:50
Hmm, Zac Efron in a "sexy thriller" -- (link) - Dano Jun 24, 07:45 2
- if it's not an "erotic thriller", i'm not interested. -- nm - colin Jun 24, 07:46 1
  - He needs a haircut anyway -- nm - Dano Jun 24, 07:47
From Movies, per notfabio: Transformers 2 did about 84% of The Dark Knight's midnights at MTC. - Jelly Jun 24, 07:44 13
- By comparison, Harry Potter 5 did about $12 million for its Tuesday midnights. - Inigo Jun 24, 07:51
- Fact: big fighting robots are just straight up fun. -- nm - TFox Jun 24, 07:45 5
  - "Robot Pr0n" as my wife says. - JaxSean Jun 24, 07:51 4
    - Oh, and jokes. And some solidly PG-13 sexiness. And more jokes. - TFox Jun 24, 07:52 1
      - *enjoys said film* -- nm - Shaun Jun 24, 07:55
    - It really is. That's why, imo, the fact that this one looks "bad" won't matter opening weekend. -- nm - Inigo Jun 24, 07:52 1
      - Even the bad reviews make me want to see it more. "The action and effects are amazing but..." That's all I need. -- nm - Shaun Jun 24, 07:53
- Was Dark Knight also a Wednesday opener? -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Jun 24, 07:45 1
  - Nope, it was a standard opening -- nm - Will Hunting Jun 24, 07:46
- i'm still holding it short! - colin Jun 24, 07:45 3
  - Me too! - amoxy Jun 24, 08:01
  - Yeah, that'd be like 650K on commission to do the double flip. -- nm - Jelly Jun 24, 07:49 1
    - my thinking... - colin Jun 24, 07:51
tru: re Bruno... basically replace Transformers 1 and 2 with Borat and Bruno respectively and I feel exactly the same way. ;) -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Jun 24, 07:43 1
- Borat and Bruno - interesting in a creative way but not my kind of humor - Epiphany Jun 24, 07:49
umm, is kilbo no longer doing the facebook prediction game? -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:42
rOlL iT -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:41 3
- roil it? -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 07:42 2
  - no roll it. the first l is not capitalized. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 24, 07:45
  - It's like, extra fail-ey when you have spelling mistakes along with wacky capitalization. :) -- nm - Subversive Jun 24, 07:44

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