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Just got a King's Reward!! *high fives nubby* -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:53 1
- Every three hours, punk. -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:56
How did I not know before tonight just exactly how loathesome Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are? - Trish Jun 24, 19:51 5
- I'd never actually seen them talk until last week's The Soup segment. - Dr.Vermin Jun 24, 19:53 1
  - They're like the yuppie assholes in that recurring SNL sketch. -- nm - Trish Jun 24, 19:57
- you didn't watch more than that, did you? - 'lia Jun 24, 19:52 1
  - We didn't watch the first week when they were on. For some reason (Torry Wilson) Crash got hooked on it (Torry Wilson) and had to watch all - Trish Jun 24, 19:56
- THey suck. Al Roker was the man for making her cry. -- nm - Remlik Jun 24, 19:52
Seriously...there's more unintentional comedy in the Hotkiss thread than I've seen on ST in a loooooong time. nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:41 1
- ssdd - 'lia Jun 24, 19:44
"Say 'car ramrod'." -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:39 1
- "Meow!" -- nm - Jelly Jun 24, 19:51
Friday the 13th is boring so far. -- nm - Dano Jun 24, 19:39 2
- The only good part was the gratuitous nudity. -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:40 1
  - Do I get to see Travis' van Winkle? -- nm - Dano Jun 24, 19:42
Crash just turned on America's Got Talent and the first thing we saw was a yodelling dominatrix. - Trish Jun 24, 19:39
*flex* MVP. - Remlik Jun 24, 19:33 3
- Top Chef! -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:38
- Hey you! - Trish Jun 24, 19:36 1
  - no problem. left a message on you vm -- nm - Remlik Jun 24, 19:42
I think the lesson there is...don't make Mariano Rivera hit. -- nm - Mel Profit Jun 24, 19:28 2
- *laughing* I haven't seen him do that in a while. -- nm - Krusty Jun 24, 19:32
- I don't know exactly how he did it but I am worried his back is out again. -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:32
Transformers 2 spoiler - Ender Jun 24, 19:18 2
- That was your only problem with the movie? spoilers - Redmond Jun 24, 19:20
- you're looking for logic in a Michael Bay movie? -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:19
US dinosaur hunter faces more jail time -- (link) - Beaker Jun 24, 19:16 1
- *goes on the lam* -- nm - Turok Jun 24, 19:21
A new friend of a friend basically just told me he wants to boink me. - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:08 107
- I really wanna do more than just hang out..... could just mean..... I want to be more than friends - dogbert183 Jun 24, 19:46 2
  - *nodding at last line of your IM* -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:46
  - And your last sentence says it all. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:46
- L3 -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Jun 24, 19:36 2
  - (L3 means James Bond is thinking about boinking you, too.) -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:44 1
    - Ewwww...that's creepy. nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:47
- A guy likes you. Ok, he's not your type, but i don't exactly see how this is a huge downer or anything -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:32 32
  - from a woman's perspective, it can be creepy and occasionally threatening. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:33 31
    - It's creepy when a guy is attracted to you enought to come right out and say it? - Trish Jun 24, 19:42 3
      - "can be". if it's a creepy guy. she's made that clear. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:44 2
        
        so unattractive = creepy? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:44 1
        
        No ty, don't worry you are not creepy. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:47
    - It's creepy to be liked? - ty97 Jun 24, 19:34 26
      - that's not what we're talking about. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:39 4
        
        Let's recap - ty97 Jun 24, 19:41 3
        
        i'm saying "like" never entered into his equation. he saw an object for his urges -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:43 1
        
        tangent, but I'd say "want to boink" is a form of liking - ty97 Jun 24, 19:47
        
        I was answering based on her situation. she finds him creepy. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:42
      - I don't think it's creepy, I just think he only wants to bone her. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:37 5
        
        Exactly. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:39 4
        
        Now it would be creepy if the person kept pressing after being told that she wasn't interested. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:46 3
        
        Take the hint, pixie. -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:54
        
        Word. From wjhat she said though...this "we should be friends" is the first indication she's given that she's not interested. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:48 1
        
        oops...hit enter too soon. Was gonna say....so we'll see what his next move is before we can tell if he's really creepy. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:49
      - "Sexual harrassment is just unwanted attention from someone ugly." -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:35
      - i wouldn't say he "liked" her. he wants to boff her, at most -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:35 13
        
        Which is totally something I look to do with people I don't like. - ty97 Jun 24, 19:38 12
        
        "I just want to stay friends" means "go away loser" -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:41 7
        
        In most cases. In mine it means "I just want to stay friends" -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:42 6
        
        And once in awhile when I need a self esteem boost or get drunk I want you to beg for sex before I give it to you then kick you out of the house so I - Redmond Jun 24, 19:43 5
        
        How is it that you don't have a girlfriend? -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:47 4
        
        You do know I was speaking like I was her right? That is not how I think, but how they think. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:52 3
        
        This entire thread confuses me! -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:54 2
        
        Once I realised that no one would beg Redmond for sex, it became a lot clearer - Roger More Jun 24, 19:55
        
        the whole board is one long "who's on first?" -- nm - 'lia Jun 24, 19:55
        
        it doesn't sound like she wants to be friends. the guy is creeping her out, that's her right to decide. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:41 2
        
        Hello, left field. Where did I say it wasn't here choice? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:42 1
        
        ok, this is already ridiculous. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:44
        
        you totally don't have to like someone to have sex with them. quite the opposite, often - dug Jun 24, 19:39
- He gave a self-LOL. You can never let him see you naked. -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:28 14
  - True, although she did respond with "i g2g work tmrw" so there are issues on both sides here. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:33 10
    - Yeah, WTA? - David Jun 24, 19:38 8
      - You have a keyboard! You don't have to do all that annoying triple number pressing like you do on a cell phone! nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:43 7
        
        you don't text much, I take it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:47 5
        
        arrggh. - kelly Jun 24, 19:50 3
        
        it's possible, but it's a stupid waste of time, IMO. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:52 2
        
        Yeah, you'll never get those 15 seconds back again. -- nm - Trish Jun 24, 19:53 1
        
        anyone who doesn't like it doesn't have to text me. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:54
        
        I text on a blackberry, which has an alpha keyboard. But she was chatting on FB! nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:49
        
        I forget ST is populated by Olds -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:46
    - Ooooooh! -- nm - David's Live Studio Audience Jun 24, 19:33
  - *self-righteous applause* -- nm - David's Live Studio Audience Jun 24, 19:31 2
    - God, they're more parsimonious than Oprah's audience. -- nm - Tfox si Jun 24, 19:33 1
      - heh, oops, I must have had that SI on my home machine since this morning -- nm - Beryllium Jun 24, 19:34
- you just came across a guy who says what he's thinking. You know how they say the visible part of the iceberg is only about 10% of its total volume? -- nm - Max Jun 24, 19:17 4
  - except this is more like 1%. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:19 3
    - I don't even want to know what he had in mind -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:21 2
      - Have you ever seen a porno? - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:28
      - You already know. The same thing every guy has in mind. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:21
- The poor bastard doesn't even know it yet, but he's headed for the Friend Zone. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:14 31
  - doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Twilight Zone theme) -- nm - Remlik Jun 24, 19:51
  - he's been in it all along. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:17
  - The friend zone is hardly as inescapable as y'all make it out to be. nm - Dignan Jun 24, 19:16 24
    - agreed. - Mel Profit Jun 24, 19:31 7
      - It is in my world. Depends on the person maybe. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:38
      - I escaped the Friend Zone once in High School. Also one time when I was 23ish. The only 2 times I can think of. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:34 5
        
        You've been married twice, and you think you're stuck in the friend zone? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:36 4
        
        No no no! But when I get PUT in the friend zone, I don't get out of it with THAT woman. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:40 3
        
        If I personally put a guy in the FZ, he is staying there. Guys who are not in my friend zone were never in my friend zone. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:46 2
        
        Just takes a couple of drinks and you having a lack of self esteem night for you to let your guard down. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:51 1
        
        bullshit. maybe with your FZ girls. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:53
    - That's because you live in one of those weekend furlough jurisdictions. -- nm - Max Jun 24, 19:22
    - I get stuck in the friend zone or the friends with benefits zone. I never ever ever get out of it. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:18 10
      - Oh, c'mon now... -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:21
      - what's the problem with FWB? -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:20 8
        
        It's great until they get a steady relationship with someone. Then it goes away. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:21 7
        
        Dude, you're trying to get into relationships with girls who can't pronounce "corroborate". -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:22 6
        
        Her breasts are wonderful. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:24 5
        
        see, you have nothing in common. She doesn't care about her own breasts except as a drink ticket. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:25
        
        I understand now. One track mind. -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:25 3
        
        I am here to teach. I just post what guys think. I can be your pig alarm. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:26 2
        
        ok, I almost choked on my spinach. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:27 1
        
        OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK -- nm - The Pig Alarm Jun 24, 19:35
    - *gathers round to hear Captain Dignan telling the tell like in Thunderdome* -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:18 2
      - I'm the Dean Gunnarson of friend zones, yo. nm - Dignan Jun 24, 19:23
      - OMG telling the tell. I just spit ice water. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:19
    - in most cases it is. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:17
  - he knows and he's already bailed -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:14 3
    - Which is all the more reason she shouldn't feel bad. He (likely) wanted to use her for sex and she wasn't buying it. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:17 1
      - "perhaps some other woman will let me ejaculate inside her tonight." -- nm - Reagen Jun 24, 19:45
    - Yep, he just pulled out the last stop in his arsenal. Kind of like the Naked Man move on HIMYM this week. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:17
- I told you this before, but, *all dudes your age want to get in your pants.* - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:11 12
  - The security guards at my store are so skeezy that I actually feel incredibly uncomfortable walking by them everyday. - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:14 10
    - Every guy checks out every single girl that walks by. The smart ones don't act like douches, though. -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:20 9
      - DING DING DING!!! Sunglasses are awesome. Also the peripheral vision stare is great. I also use window reflections as well. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:27 7
        
        just when I think I have a grasp on what pigs you guys are, you amaze me yet again. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:29 4
        
        who you calling "you guys?" - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:29 3
        
        guys in general. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:43 2
        
        Loosi, it's a fact of life: Guys look, period. That doesn't make them evil pigs, it makes them guys. - Trish Jun 24, 19:48 1
        
        wow, everyone is completely misundersanding me. I know guys look, it doesn't bother me a bit. - loosilu Jun 24, 19:52
        
        I think we've revealed too much. -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:28 1
        
        Those are just the simple ones. But you are right, we had better stop before we give away the good ones. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:31
      - Exactly! -- nm - Krusty Jun 24, 19:25
  - yep. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:12
- Based on his pick up approach, I suspect he's already over it. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:10 1
  - Dude's a bit awkward and creepy, ewww -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:11
- Mop does come on a little strong at first. -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:09
trish! you need to put a video game on your wishlist - tRuMaN Jun 24, 19:08
shocker: insurance companies f you over with confusing paperwork and then drop you if you get sick -- (link) - dug Jun 24, 19:04 1
- "But I don't want some faceless person in the government to make decisions about my healthcare!" - Trish Jun 24, 19:32
Show me two magnificent parts of yourself, ladies! -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:02 1
- *cues up Alanis singing My Humps* -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:23
Are you here nubby? -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:02 6
- I'm always here, Dave. -- nm - NUB-9000 Jun 24, 19:08 5
  - I can by either of these. Mouse Mary O'Nette or Stone Base. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:12 4
    - Well... - nubby Jun 24, 19:20 3
      - What does power do for me? I can figure out the other two. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:25 2
        
        Once you attract the mouse, power determines how likely it is that you catch it. - nubby Jun 24, 19:27 1
        
        Aaaah thx. On your teachings I will go with the Stone Base, so I spend less on cheese. Thx -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:37
It's not Van Helsing horrible, but it's Superman Returns bad. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:02 1
- Megatron wants to corner the market on land? -- nm - Beaker Jun 24, 19:11
hi there -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:01 1
- suirrel -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:01

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