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A new friend of a friend basically just told me he wants to boink me.

Posted by Hotkiss (aka hotkiss7348) Jun 24 '09, 19:08

He's been trying to get me to go over to his NYU apartment dorm ever since three of us went to dinner one night. The other day I said I was busy and had to go get groceries and he pretty much invited himself along. That whole trip lasted all of 20 minutes, my priority was the groceries.

The past few days, he's been inviting me over, saying his friends want to meet me, and is finding every reason to ask me to come over. I keep saying I'm busy.

Just now (FB chat)--
him: I'd put you in the sexy category.
me: lol thx
him: Maybe you can come by after he leaves. lol
me: i g2g work tmrw =/ plus i gotta plan some shit
him: I worked in the Planning department once. So, I'm just saying, I could probably be a big help if you came by tonight.
me: wow u really wanna hang out w/me
him: I really wanna do more than just hang out.

*3 minute pause*

me: i think we should stick with being friends
him: *no reply*

He's TOTALLY NOT MY TYPE :(

Responses:

I really wanna do more than just hang out..... could just mean..... I want to be more than friends - dogbert183 Jun 24, 19:46 2
- *nodding at last line of your IM* -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:46
- And your last sentence says it all. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:46
L3 -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Jun 24, 19:36 2
- (L3 means James Bond is thinking about boinking you, too.) -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:44 1
  - Ewwww...that's creepy. nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:47
A guy likes you. Ok, he's not your type, but i don't exactly see how this is a huge downer or anything -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:32 32
- from a woman's perspective, it can be creepy and occasionally threatening. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:33 31
  - It's creepy when a guy is attracted to you enought to come right out and say it? - Trish Jun 24, 19:42 3
    - "can be". if it's a creepy guy. she's made that clear. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:44 2
      - so unattractive = creepy? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:44 1
        
        No ty, don't worry you are not creepy. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:47
  - It's creepy to be liked? - ty97 Jun 24, 19:34 26
    - that's not what we're talking about. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:39 4
      - Let's recap - ty97 Jun 24, 19:41 3
        
        i'm saying "like" never entered into his equation. he saw an object for his urges -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:43 1
        
        tangent, but I'd say "want to boink" is a form of liking - ty97 Jun 24, 19:47
        
        I was answering based on her situation. she finds him creepy. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:42
    - I don't think it's creepy, I just think he only wants to bone her. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:37 5
      - Exactly. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:39 4
        
        Now it would be creepy if the person kept pressing after being told that she wasn't interested. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:46 3
        
        Take the hint, pixie. -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:54
        
        Word. From wjhat she said though...this "we should be friends" is the first indication she's given that she's not interested. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:48 1
        
        oops...hit enter too soon. Was gonna say....so we'll see what his next move is before we can tell if he's really creepy. -- nm - Jim Jun 24, 19:49
    - "Sexual harrassment is just unwanted attention from someone ugly." -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:35
    - i wouldn't say he "liked" her. he wants to boff her, at most -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:35 13
      - Which is totally something I look to do with people I don't like. - ty97 Jun 24, 19:38 12
        
        "I just want to stay friends" means "go away loser" -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:41 7
        
        In most cases. In mine it means "I just want to stay friends" -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:42 6
        
        And once in awhile when I need a self esteem boost or get drunk I want you to beg for sex before I give it to you then kick you out of the house so I - Redmond Jun 24, 19:43 5
        
        How is it that you don't have a girlfriend? -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:47 4
        
        You do know I was speaking like I was her right? That is not how I think, but how they think. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:52 3
        
        This entire thread confuses me! -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:54 2
        
        Once I realised that no one would beg Redmond for sex, it became a lot clearer - Roger More Jun 24, 19:55
        
        the whole board is one long "who's on first?" -- nm - 'lia Jun 24, 19:55
        
        it doesn't sound like she wants to be friends. the guy is creeping her out, that's her right to decide. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:41 2
        
        Hello, left field. Where did I say it wasn't here choice? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:42 1
        
        ok, this is already ridiculous. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:44
        
        you totally don't have to like someone to have sex with them. quite the opposite, often - dug Jun 24, 19:39
He gave a self-LOL. You can never let him see you naked. -- nm - David Jun 24, 19:28 14
- True, although she did respond with "i g2g work tmrw" so there are issues on both sides here. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:33 10
  - Yeah, WTA? - David Jun 24, 19:38 8
    - You have a keyboard! You don't have to do all that annoying triple number pressing like you do on a cell phone! nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:43 7
      - you don't text much, I take it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:47 5
        
        arrggh. - kelly Jun 24, 19:50 3
        
        it's possible, but it's a stupid waste of time, IMO. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:52 2
        
        Yeah, you'll never get those 15 seconds back again. -- nm - Trish Jun 24, 19:53 1
        
        anyone who doesn't like it doesn't have to text me. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:54
        
        I text on a blackberry, which has an alpha keyboard. But she was chatting on FB! nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:49
      - I forget ST is populated by Olds -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:46
  - Ooooooh! -- nm - David's Live Studio Audience Jun 24, 19:33
- *self-righteous applause* -- nm - David's Live Studio Audience Jun 24, 19:31 2
  - God, they're more parsimonious than Oprah's audience. -- nm - Tfox si Jun 24, 19:33 1
    - heh, oops, I must have had that SI on my home machine since this morning -- nm - Beryllium Jun 24, 19:34
you just came across a guy who says what he's thinking. You know how they say the visible part of the iceberg is only about 10% of its total volume? -- nm - Max Jun 24, 19:17 4
- except this is more like 1%. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:19 3
  - I don't even want to know what he had in mind -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:21 2
    - Have you ever seen a porno? - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:28
    - You already know. The same thing every guy has in mind. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:21
The poor bastard doesn't even know it yet, but he's headed for the Friend Zone. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:14 31
- doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Twilight Zone theme) -- nm - Remlik Jun 24, 19:51
- he's been in it all along. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:17
- The friend zone is hardly as inescapable as y'all make it out to be. nm - Dignan Jun 24, 19:16 24
  - agreed. - Mel Profit Jun 24, 19:31 7
    - It is in my world. Depends on the person maybe. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:38
    - I escaped the Friend Zone once in High School. Also one time when I was 23ish. The only 2 times I can think of. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:34 5
      - You've been married twice, and you think you're stuck in the friend zone? -- nm - ty97 Jun 24, 19:36 4
        
        No no no! But when I get PUT in the friend zone, I don't get out of it with THAT woman. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:40 3
        
        If I personally put a guy in the FZ, he is staying there. Guys who are not in my friend zone were never in my friend zone. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:46 2
        
        Just takes a couple of drinks and you having a lack of self esteem night for you to let your guard down. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:51 1
        
        bullshit. maybe with your FZ girls. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:53
  - That's because you live in one of those weekend furlough jurisdictions. -- nm - Max Jun 24, 19:22
  - I get stuck in the friend zone or the friends with benefits zone. I never ever ever get out of it. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:18 10
    - Oh, c'mon now... -- nm - kelly Jun 24, 19:21
    - what's the problem with FWB? -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:20 8
      - It's great until they get a steady relationship with someone. Then it goes away. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:21 7
        
        Dude, you're trying to get into relationships with girls who can't pronounce "corroborate". -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:22 6
        
        Her breasts are wonderful. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:24 5
        
        see, you have nothing in common. She doesn't care about her own breasts except as a drink ticket. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:25
        
        I understand now. One track mind. -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:25 3
        
        I am here to teach. I just post what guys think. I can be your pig alarm. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:26 2
        
        ok, I almost choked on my spinach. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:27 1
        
        OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK -- nm - The Pig Alarm Jun 24, 19:35
  - *gathers round to hear Captain Dignan telling the tell like in Thunderdome* -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:18 2
    - I'm the Dean Gunnarson of friend zones, yo. nm - Dignan Jun 24, 19:23
    - OMG telling the tell. I just spit ice water. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:19
  - in most cases it is. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:17
- he knows and he's already bailed -- nm - dug Jun 24, 19:14 3
  - Which is all the more reason she shouldn't feel bad. He (likely) wanted to use her for sex and she wasn't buying it. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:17 1
    - "perhaps some other woman will let me ejaculate inside her tonight." -- nm - Reagen Jun 24, 19:45
  - Yep, he just pulled out the last stop in his arsenal. Kind of like the Naked Man move on HIMYM this week. - Redmond Jun 24, 19:17
I told you this before, but, *all dudes your age want to get in your pants.* - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:11 12
- The security guards at my store are so skeezy that I actually feel incredibly uncomfortable walking by them everyday. - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:14 10
  - Every guy checks out every single girl that walks by. The smart ones don't act like douches, though. -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:20 9
    - DING DING DING!!! Sunglasses are awesome. Also the peripheral vision stare is great. I also use window reflections as well. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:27 7
      - just when I think I have a grasp on what pigs you guys are, you amaze me yet again. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:29 4
        
        who you calling "you guys?" - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:29 3
        
        guys in general. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:43 2
        
        Loosi, it's a fact of life: Guys look, period. That doesn't make them evil pigs, it makes them guys. - Trish Jun 24, 19:48 1
        
        wow, everyone is completely misundersanding me. I know guys look, it doesn't bother me a bit. - loosilu Jun 24, 19:52
      - I think we've revealed too much. -- nm - JaxSean Jun 24, 19:28 1
        
        Those are just the simple ones. But you are right, we had better stop before we give away the good ones. -- nm - Redmond Jun 24, 19:31
    - Exactly! -- nm - Krusty Jun 24, 19:25
- yep. -- nm - loosilu Jun 24, 19:12
Based on his pick up approach, I suspect he's already over it. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 24, 19:10 1
- Dude's a bit awkward and creepy, ewww -- nm - Hotkiss Jun 24, 19:11
Mop does come on a little strong at first. -- nm - nubby Jun 24, 19:09

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