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obviously I don't eat grapes because my sister told me when I was like nine that chilean grape farmers are treated poorly and that we should boycott.

Posted by amanda jeans (aka amanda) Feb 17 '21, 13:13

she never told me it was okay to start eating them again so...

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another childhood gem: my best friends older brother (a Senior at the time) told us you grow more testicles as you get older. - Jovian Feb 17, 13:43 1
- I'd give my second-to-left-nut if that were true. -- nm - IAmQale Feb 17, 13:43
My grandparents told me jet contrails high the atmosphere were Cloud Makers and were sent out to make clouds when it was a clear day. -- nm - Jovian Feb 17, 13:34 1
- I may have told they were cloudmakers as well. Either that or I just decided it on my own. Not 100% sure. -- nm - ty97 Feb 17, 13:35
Man, I told my sisters so many stories. - Dark Callisto Feb 17, 13:18 10
- my sister told me that rabbit fur coats come from special farms where they grow people sized rabbits. every coat is basically one rabbit - amanda jeans Feb 17, 13:48 5
  - Sigh, the truth is much worse -- nm - zeitgeist Feb 17, 14:03
  - She was telling you the truth though -- nm - ty97 Feb 17, 13:56
  - hehe I love this one! -- nm - Jovian Feb 17, 13:48 2
    - you're a jerk! be on my side!!! -- nm - amanda jeans Feb 17, 13:50 1
      - no! I mean I wish I was told this one too! -- nm - Jovian Feb 17, 13:52
- "Oh yeah? well, my sister disabled an entire train with just a piece of gum. She's badass." -- nm - in school the next day Feb 17, 13:41
- That's actually really funny. -- nm - Reagen Feb 17, 13:27
- If it kept them off the tracks... - IAmQale Feb 17, 13:20 1
  - Good idea! - Dark Callisto Feb 17, 13:23
I did not eat grapes until I was with Amy for similar reasons*, but then she told me it was okay. - Spawn Feb 17, 13:15
I thought you didn't eat grapes because they turn into raisins in your stomach. -- nm - Max Feb 17, 13:13 2
- raisins are made of dried up bumblebees. completely unrelated. -- nm - amanda jeans Feb 17, 13:15
- And raisins, as we all can agree, are vile. -- nm - Fozzie Baron Feb 17, 13:15

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obviously I don't eat grapes because my sister told me when I was like nine that chilean grape farmers are treated poorly and that we should boycott.

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