|
In response to
"Grr.. I guess I will have to send it off without a joke. -- nm"
by
James Bond (aka Igor)
|
a nurse recently told me this one...
Posted by
b! (aka starrynut)
Jun 27 '09, 11:55
|
he told it better than this googled version, so feel free to tweak. ;) -
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'160,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 190.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 10,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'6'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
|
Responses:
|