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In response to
"happy birthday, Krusty!!! :) - -- nm"
by
i.b.!
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*runs in...nekkid and crazy...spots the birthday boy across the room...eyes lock in...nostrils flare and then...I take off...
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watching the crowd part...some turn slowly...others dive behind things...squeals...gruff shouts...cats screech...the Birthday Boy spots me...frozen in fear...and then he turns and flees...confusing me ("why do they run? I just what to give them a birthday hug...especially now...what should I have for lunch?...did I check the mail yeste...refocusing...arms and legs pumping...gaining...inching closer...preparing my launch I crouch...then spring into the air...Matrix style, time slows...he turns...sees me in flight...and then suddenly time accelerates and I crash down onto him...
*does stuff*...
*Gets up...standing over him dramatically, like something ou tof the MCU before point down*
Birthday!
*nodding as though he understands any of this...then dashing off*
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