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In response to
"I am torn there. I know it would make Krusty happy."
by
Strongbad
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I don’t want any of the big 3 to be happy for varying reasons.
Posted by
Will Hunting (aka JoeMetz)
Jun 5 '21, 06:53
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Durant is a fake tough guy who thinks he was the missing link on a team that had already won a title and73 games in a season. Slim Reaper would get torn up by just about everyone is my guess.
Harden because he whined his way out of Houston and didn’t bother to try (for 35mil a year) while dribbling out War and Peace in Morse Code every goddamned possession. Aesthetically, I’d rather watch Kobe go 1 on 5 every goddamned trip down the floor.
And Kyrie...well, he’s a complicated simpleton. He wants people to think he’s Woke-Aristotle but then you realize he also thinks the earth is flat so really he’s more like Woke-Spicolli.
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