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In response to "ok ford, now make this fully electric. introducing the ford Maverick, a $20k hybrid powertrain small truck." by tRuMaN

what's with those tiny beds? -- nm

Posted by colin (aka colinski) Jun 8 '21, 11:28

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A large number of people who buy pickup trucks don't actually need pickup trucks. They just like the look. -- nm - ty97 Jun 8, 11:41 12
- And the perceived safety benefit - Strongbad Jun 8, 12:13 2
  - Compensating…for something. -- nm - znufrii Jun 8, 13:04
  - in texas, everyone believed that trucks were magically immune to ice on the road. - colin Jun 8, 12:14
- Except when you buy a truck, then you become "the friend with a truck" and have to do a bunch of things. -- nm - Reagen Jun 8, 12:00 2
  - Hence the tiny bed! - Spawn Jun 8, 12:00 1
    - werd. -- nm - tRuMaN Jun 8, 12:08
- - people + Americans -- nm - Spawn Jun 8, 11:42 5
  - Speak for yourself, Midwest. -- nm - loosilu Jun 8, 11:52 3
    - Uhm, they are actually *used* out here. *looks at cities* -- nm - Spawn Jun 8, 11:54 2
      - They are all over here and having seen these people drive; the times you really need them....I wouldn’t trust a single person driving - Will Hunting Jun 8, 12:02 1
        
        they're a bitch to park in garages around here. The F150 is too long for most spaces. -- nm - loosilu Jun 8, 12:14
  - Canadians, too. -- nm - Beryllium Jun 8, 11:43
they're made for tiny people -- nm - decline Jun 8, 11:29 10
- i only kill and need to transport and bury full size people -- nm - colin Jun 8, 11:37 9
  - Cut them in half. - Spawn Jun 8, 11:38 8
    - Does the truck bed have drainage ports? -- nm - Beryllium Jun 8, 11:43
    - Or just fold them. -- nm - loosilu Jun 8, 11:41 6
      - That works too but I have found it easier to kill someone by cutting them in half. -- nm - Spawn Jun 8, 11:42 5
        
        as a strangler, i'm not real big on the cutting. -- nm - colin Jun 8, 11:56 4
        
        Garrote? Just do that to their waist! -- nm - Spawn Jun 8, 12:00 3
        
        I find that they wiggle too much. -- nm - loosilu Jun 8, 12:12 1
        
        You have to be fast, like a marsupial. -- nm - Spawn Jun 8, 12:18
        
        oh my god i could just choke you -- nm - colin Jun 8, 12:11

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