I have typed and deleted about 15 fuck-off-and-die messages to my neighbors tonight after the asshole’ish fireworks. Thank god I stopped drinking.
Posted by
Will Hunting (aka JoeMetz)
Jul 4 '21, 21:58
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They normally set off in front of our house and every year, we’re like “anywhere else?”
Asshole asks me this year and I said “I’d prefer not. It’s always a mess and our house gets pelted.” No response. He sees me yesterday and says they are moving 20 feet away from our driveway but closer to Nathan’s room. Fuck off and die. I point out the wide open field after the other neighbor points out his dog is drugged for thunderstorms because he’s a headcase. Nothing.
So, Kelly posts a comment about the inconsiderate bullshit on Facebook and this motherfucker makes a comment about it tonight. Fuck off and die.
Nathan is puking and people know it. So at 8:45, they start firing off. Kelly and him are getting hit in the backyard before going in. I watch to make sure they don’t set my house or car on fire as shit is pelting my property. 11:00, they stop. The last firework hasn’t stopped firing and I’m already telling everyone this was bullshit.
The motherfucker is like “I’ll get a blower and help clean…” “This is bullshit, exactly what I said I didn’t want but hey, at least I get to hope a kid who can’t sleep because of a fucking stomach bug can get some rest.” Turned the floodlights off, shit the garage door on this dumb fuck while he was walking in my yard. Fuck him, small-dicked imbecile.
I so badly want to just fucking drain a reservoir worth of water on any fireworks they get next year. Just fucking waste a mortgage payment or two of theirs.
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