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According to my 11 year old nephew the doctor touch your "junk" in his physical for football. WTF??? -- nm

Posted by Stacy Jun 30 '09, 18:50

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Tell him Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor! -- nm - Qale Jun 30, 19:03
Chandler, tell her that's how they measure for your cup. -- nm - Joey Tribbiani Jun 30, 18:58
turn your head and cough -- nm - ty97 Jun 30, 18:54 2
- choke yourself while jerking off -- nm - zork Jun 30, 19:04
- She loves you, too. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 30, 18:54
Haven't you ever head of the "turn your head and cough"? -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 18:53 24
- Haven't you ever heard of the "choke yourself while jerking off"? -- nm - nubby Jun 30, 18:58
- only someone who's never read a book or seen a movie is ignorant of this as a joke. -- nm - the haterstown campus loves mandy lane Jun 30, 18:57 8
  - I knew they did it for adults did not know they did it for 11 year olds. -- nm - Stacy Jun 30, 18:59 7
    - yep, it's part of the sports phsyicals for males. - ty97 Jun 30, 19:00 6
      - that would be like diopng a breast exam on female athletes, I would not have played sports if they did that. -- nm - Stacy Jun 30, 19:01 4
        
        No, no it wouldn't be. - Stephen Jun 30, 19:04
        
        I would get a hernia exam on video for $1000 -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:03
        
        Not even close. Breasts don't herniate. The last thing you need is to have your intestine drop into your ball sack because you got hit wrong. -- nm - TWuG Jun 30, 19:03 1
        
        it has something to do with hernias, apparently. you gusy are so helpful... -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:04
      - I never did sports in school. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:01
- never heard of it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 18:54 13
  - I haven't had a mammogram but I know you have to cram a boob in there. - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 18:57 12
    - you're sounding a tad misogynistic - 'lia Jun 30, 19:00 1
      - You DO cram a boob in that thing. I have heard ALL about how fun it is. -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:03
    - I'm serious. sorry I don't have a penis. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 18:58 9
      - that's ok, neither does redmond -- nm - dogbert183 Jun 30, 19:04
      - "Turn your head and cough" is a comedy staple. It's interesting you've never encountered it. - TWuG Jun 30, 18:59 4
        
        nope, or at least I didn't get it. can someone explain? -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:00 3
        
        Doctor cups your balls with his hand, you turn your head (stretches muscles out) and cough. This lets him - TWuG Jun 30, 19:06 1
        
        thanks. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:07
        
        part of a hernia examination -- nm - zork Jun 30, 19:06
      - I'm kinda shocked (not about your lack of penis). There have been copious pop culture references to it. -- nm - ty97 Jun 30, 18:58 2
        
        And she is Miss Doctor without a Degree. FAIL! -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:00 1
        
        If I didn't dissect it, i don't know it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:01
I had a high school track coach who used to make everyone try on the uniforms for him so he could "make sure everyone had the right size". nm - ralph wiggum Jun 30, 18:53 1
- "okay, you're on the men's team, ralph" -- nm - dug Jun 30, 18:55
It's called a hernia exam. Standard for most physicals. -- nm - TWuG Jun 30, 18:52 1
- thanks -- nm - Stacy Jun 30, 18:58

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