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In response to "According to my 11 year old nephew the doctor touch your "junk" in his physical for football. WTF??? -- nm" by Stacy

Haven't you ever head of the "turn your head and cough"? -- nm

Posted by Redmond for sale $1000 (aka Redmond) Jun 30 '09, 18:53

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Haven't you ever heard of the "choke yourself while jerking off"? -- nm - nubby Jun 30, 18:58
only someone who's never read a book or seen a movie is ignorant of this as a joke. -- nm - the haterstown campus loves mandy lane Jun 30, 18:57 8
- I knew they did it for adults did not know they did it for 11 year olds. -- nm - Stacy Jun 30, 18:59 7
  - yep, it's part of the sports phsyicals for males. - ty97 Jun 30, 19:00 6
    - that would be like diopng a breast exam on female athletes, I would not have played sports if they did that. -- nm - Stacy Jun 30, 19:01 4
      - No, no it wouldn't be. - Stephen Jun 30, 19:04
      - I would get a hernia exam on video for $1000 -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:03
      - Not even close. Breasts don't herniate. The last thing you need is to have your intestine drop into your ball sack because you got hit wrong. -- nm - TWuG Jun 30, 19:03 1
        
        it has something to do with hernias, apparently. you gusy are so helpful... -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:04
    - I never did sports in school. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:01
never heard of it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 18:54 13
- I haven't had a mammogram but I know you have to cram a boob in there. - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 18:57 12
  - you're sounding a tad misogynistic - 'lia Jun 30, 19:00 1
    - You DO cram a boob in that thing. I have heard ALL about how fun it is. -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:03
  - I'm serious. sorry I don't have a penis. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 18:58 9
    - that's ok, neither does redmond -- nm - dogbert183 Jun 30, 19:04
    - "Turn your head and cough" is a comedy staple. It's interesting you've never encountered it. - TWuG Jun 30, 18:59 4
      - nope, or at least I didn't get it. can someone explain? -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:00 3
        
        Doctor cups your balls with his hand, you turn your head (stretches muscles out) and cough. This lets him - TWuG Jun 30, 19:06 1
        
        thanks. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:07
        
        part of a hernia examination -- nm - zork Jun 30, 19:06
    - I'm kinda shocked (not about your lack of penis). There have been copious pop culture references to it. -- nm - ty97 Jun 30, 18:58 2
      - And she is Miss Doctor without a Degree. FAIL! -- nm - Redmond for sale $1000 Jun 30, 19:00 1
        
        If I didn't dissect it, i don't know it. -- nm - loosilu Jun 30, 19:01

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