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In response to "You could probably make a weird philosophical argument" by Reagen

On the first day, God created Jesus. And Jesus was like "See ya, Dad." And God was like, "Hold on, let me create somewhere for you to go."

Posted by Max Sep 21 '21, 14:51

So God created Earth. And Jesus was like, "That looks pretty good." And he's hanging around in the Garden of Eden, and one day here comes Adam. And Adam's like, God, I'm starving. So Jesus gave him an apple, because Jesus provides. Then they were best friends.

And one day they were talking and one of them said, "You know what would be even better?" "Yeah - threesome." "Yeah- wait, what?" And suddenly there was Eve. So off they went on adventures.

They hiked 40 days and 40 nights through the desert before they came on an outpost town called Egypt. And there were people being mistreated there, and they were like "Dude, join us, we need help." And that's how Jesus became a Jew.

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probability that some believe all of that: 100% -- nm - mud Sep 21, 14:58 3
- except Jesus wasn't a jew, always a Christian. -- nm - Beaker Sep 21, 14:59 2
  - And he was white, blond haired, and blue eyed, or course -- nm - znufrii Sep 21, 15:54
  - prove me wrong! -- nm - Max Sep 21, 15:01

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On the first day, God created Jesus. And Jesus was like "See ya, Dad." And God was like, "Hold on, let me create somewhere for you to go."

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