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What the f***? This guy clearly doesn't get that I don't want to sleep with him.

Posted by Hotkiss (aka hotkiss7348) Jul 2 '09, 16:57

we were talking about Pokemon and Magic cards (don't judge) when the conversation took a twisted turn.

him: I would challenge you to a match if we could have an interesting bet over the game. Well, I have something in mind. But maybe strip Pokemon would be a good way to start.

me: no thx, i like clothes. what real bet did u have in mind?

him: If I win, I'd want a blowjob. You can pick what happens if you win.

um, how about NONE OF THE ABOVE

Responses:

Remember I am going to be your pig alarm. It's not going to change. He will keep coming. - Redmond Jul 2, 17:26
kick his ass in Pokemon & keep his clothes [and wallet] then burn them -- nm - peglegpete Jul 2, 17:25
Want to get rid of him fast? Go to bed with him and see how long he sticks around... -- nm - BAD Jul 2, 17:21 19
- you, sir, are the smartest man in the world -- nm - CQ Jul 2, 17:25
- yeppers! -- nm - dug Jul 2, 17:24
- Exactly! He won't ever bug you again. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:23 10
  - theoretically, why woudln't the guy want seconds? -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:25 9
    - We are making a man joke. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:44
    - I remember when I was young and horny, it was a challenge...sorta like "bagging the prey"... -- nm - BAD Jul 2, 17:30 1
      - BAD - for once you have left me speechless - 'lia Jul 2, 17:35
    - I had the same thought - and he might. But he probably wouldn't have enough respect for women for the relationship to work - Beryllium (iPhone) Jul 2, 17:28 5
      - so he'll keep making booty calls. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:38
      - This is a joke thread, right? Nobody is serious about "go to bed with him to get rid of him" right? - musubi Jul 2, 17:30 3
        
        It is. But count it under things people think about but would only ask in this instance. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:33
        
        if i slept with you, would you stop responding to my posts? -- nm - dug Jul 2, 17:32 1
        
        Are you threatening me? (nm) - musubi Jul 2, 17:33
- This is officer thinking, right here. (nm) - BJ bet proposer Jul 2, 17:22
- Heh. So, so true. nm - ralph wiggum Jul 2, 17:22 4
  - No, it's also about the having. - musubi Jul 2, 17:23 3
    - To clarify, it's not about the keeping. Unless she shows herself willing to be a backup booty call when he strikes out with all other, newer options. - ralph wiggum Jul 2, 17:32 2
      - *shrug* Maybe it a prejudice, but a dude who plays Pokemon and Magic doesn't seems like a hop-from-one-woman-to-the-next type to me. (nm) - musubi Jul 2, 17:35 1
        
        uhm...he's not the type who would even qualify on the one woman type. - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:37
you should kick his ass just for typing "strip pokemon" -- nm - dug Jul 2, 17:15 5
- psst: - 'lia Jul 2, 17:18 2
  - some lines just must not be crossed -- nm - dug Jul 2, 17:20
  - I could go for a nice beating about now. I see your point. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:19
- Strip Magic is much more viable. -- nm - Tim Jul 2, 17:16 1
  - +7 to sexy -3 to libido +5 to attraction -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:19
If you keep talking to him after an exchange like that, what conclusion is he *supposed* to draw? - Dr.Vermin Jul 2, 17:06 2
- I wrote simply, "no thx" and he typed a sad face and we're not talking anymore -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:27
- Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:12
use real words. I mean, how much time do you save by typing "u"? it's *not* charming. even this dude can spell "you" properly. -- nm - the haterstown campus loves mandy lane Jul 2, 17:06
"...and if *you* win, you get to sleep with *me*." -- nm - Sam Malone Jul 2, 17:04
Seriously, HK, you have a hard time with this over and over. By staying "friends" with him, you're giving him hope. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:00 13
- More importantly, think really hard about your motivations for trying to be "friends." nm - ralph wiggum Jul 2, 17:21 8
  - Uhm...has she said she wants to be friends with the guy? Or is she just being friendly and having a chat? - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:23 7
    - He chats me, I respond. I'm just trying to be polite -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:24 4
      - That's what I thought. - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:26 1
        
        Though there comes a time when you should call him on it and tell him he's being a jerk. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:28
      - Once somebody asks you for a beejer, it's no longer polite. (nm) - musubi Jul 2, 17:25 1 1
        
        L5 -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:28
    - No difference to a guy. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:24 1
      - makes a difference to this discussion. You all are treating this as the first, when it just might be the second. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:25
- Some guys think this is being friends. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:09
- so your saying there's a chance! -- nm - CQ Jul 2, 17:01 2
  - only for you b/c we all know you can cook! - 'lia Jul 2, 17:05
  - Yeah, every guy is Jim Carrey in that Dumb and Dumber scene. -- nm - Tim Jul 2, 17:02
Oh he knows. But you are still talking to him so he will keep trying. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 16:59 29
- Agreed - Welcome to the real world. HK. No matter how many times you tell some guys "NO!" they are still gonna keep trying - 'lia Jul 2, 17:04 17
  - we have been doing this over and over for years. "But why can't I be friends with them?" - loosilu Jul 2, 17:05 16
    - I find this happens for both sides but way more often a guy can't do it -- nm - CQ Jul 2, 17:09 13
      - why is a guy so much less capable of carrying a normal friendship? -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:29 1
        
        because all they think about is sex. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:41
      - According to some of you guys, girls are more savvy and can read your mind and now that you don't like them. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:10
      - I'm talking about this specific situation that keeps happening over and over for HK. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:09 9
        
        This is a slighty different one, and I suspect that this guy would be encouraged by just about anything. - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:12 7
        
        Not exactly mine. It also goes with that I think this guy thinks that he is being friends. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:21 3
        
        his should have gone below. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:21 2
        
        Excuse me? -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:22 1
        
        Pretypo should have gone below loosi's post below. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:24
        
        exactly my point. that is why she cannot be friends with them. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:14 2
        
        I don't even want to be friends. I respond to his chats and always ignore or refuse to meet in person -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 17:30 1
        
        don't. respond. to his chats. -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:35
        
        oh, gotcha -- nm - CQ Jul 2, 17:11
    - Lemme break this down for you... -- nm - Harry Burns Jul 2, 17:08
    - but once you learn it, it's pretty reassuring - - 'lia Jul 2, 17:07
- I can't believe this kid is for serious. -- nm - Hotkiss Jul 2, 16:59 10
  - he can't believe you're serious about "no". -- nm - loosilu Jul 2, 17:01 9
    - *ding* -- nm - Beaker Jul 2, 17:04 8
      - and if I was a girl I wouldn't necessarily want to be in a room with him alone..... -- nm - Beaker Jul 2, 17:05 7
        
        that's why you carry - 'lia Jul 2, 17:08 6
        
        The American Express Card. Don't leave home without it. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:13 2
        
        we need to go shopping some time - 'lia Jul 2, 17:16 1
        
        Could you do me a huuuge favor? Take Ty shopping for some clothes. Thx in advance. -- nm - Redmond Jul 2, 17:20
        
        I like the way you think. - Dr.Vermin Jul 2, 17:09 1
        
        oh baby, baby - talk dirty to me ! (some more) - 'lia Jul 2, 17:14
        
        Good times. -- nm - the liioulu without printing Jul 2, 17:09

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