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I’m supposed to have a colonoscopy this morning and they are insisting that I must have someone here to escort me home and that Uber does not work -- (edited)

Posted by ty97 Nov 8 '21, 04:39

I’m a combo of annoyed and freaking out. I didn’t go through that prep for this. Ugh

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Yup. All that pre procedure paperwork that no one ever reads tells you that. Also - that drink - is fucking horrible!!! -- nm - Turd Ferguson Nov 8, 05:24
What time are you supposed to get done? I can head over to meet you and we can take an Uber together. -- nm - Krusty Nov 8, 04:45 22
- They say 9:30 though I guess that could vary - ty97 Nov 8, 04:46 21
  - I can do it. Text me the address and I'll be there for 9:30 -- nm - Krusty Nov 8, 04:48 20
    - You’re a great guy, Krusty. -- nm - spamlet Nov 8, 04:56 19
      - Woot! -- nm - Pippy Nov 8, 07:00
      - :) -- nm - Diva Nov 8, 06:42
      - Yes. Yes he is. -- nm - Qale Nov 8, 06:34
      - …for a Yankees fan - Will Hunting Nov 8, 06:33
      - That's awesome! Don't forget to take blackmail video of ty completely stoned out! -- nm - zunk xometimes Nov 8, 06:18
      - He's a hero! -- nm - decline Nov 8, 06:15
      - Really awesome! -- nm - flavorize Nov 8, 06:10
      - Yep. -- nm - Marlowe Nov 8, 06:01
      - 😺👍 -- nm - crash davis Nov 8, 05:59
      - Krustified! -- nm - Dano Nov 8, 05:56
      - This. -- nm - Strongbad Nov 8, 05:27
      - cosigned -- nm - prayformojo Nov 8, 05:10
      - He really truly is -- nm - ty97 Nov 8, 05:03
      - srsly. I appreciate you not making ty go through another round of poopin’. - mafic Nov 8, 05:01
      - He really is. -- nm - kelly Nov 8, 05:01
      - Thankfully I don't have any walks until the late morning so I'm happy to be able to help out. -- nm - Krusty Nov 8, 04:56 3
        
        You ‘da man, dog. I mean technically, you could be the dogman I guess, but seriously, that’s a really big deal good thing. -- nm* - Landbeck Nov 8, 05:10 2
        
        +3 Qale Points. -- nm - Qale Nov 8, 06:34
        
        :-) I hope the hiring managers for the jobs I applied for read ST. -- nm - Krusty Nov 8, 05:16
That's standard. -- nm - Dano Nov 8, 04:43 6
- What’s wrong with Uber?! - ty97 Nov 8, 04:44 5
  - Someone on reddit had the same issue. They had taken a cab in the past but the doctor/admin. was insisting they have someone to take them home. - Krusty Nov 8, 04:49 4
    - Yes, a health-care legal thing. You’re fully anesthetized, so the caregiver you’re being turned over to cannot just be hired personnel. -- nm - Landbeck Nov 8, 05:12 2
      - It makes sense. I know there's a similar but less invasive procedure that you can go home on your own from. - Krusty Nov 8, 05:16 1
        
        Ty calls that just a normal Saturday night. -- nm - Qale Nov 8, 06:36
    - yeah, my wife had to be there to take me home after mine a couple months ago -- nm - Beaker Nov 8, 04:51

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