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jfc. My wife just got a text that’s basically “cool if I use your house for a threesome while you’re away this weekend?”

Posted by mafic Nov 19 '21, 06:26

Long story, but her marriage just ended and now she needs a place to bone her new boyfriend and their mutual partner. Can’t use her place because she thinks it would be weird with her kids around and her ex in the tiny house they built in the back yard (her and the ex move in/out of it every week so the kids don’t have to move between houses, which is a whole other thing), can’t use the boyfriend’s place because HE LIVES IN A VAN AND ALWAYS HAS, and can’t use the partner’s place because she lives with her other boyfriend. There are so many bad choices happening, I just can’t.

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So many questions. Who gets to own the film rights to this soiree? Who's responsible for catering? -- nm - Max Nov 19, 08:13
I mean it would not be ideal but the Van could work. If they are that hard up ( haaaaa) they will find a way that does not involve - Pippy Nov 19, 07:29 1
- "Word" to every point. -- nm - Spawn Nov 19, 07:52
Like a good neighbor, Mafic's farm is there -- nm - rollo Nov 19, 07:07
be sure to feed the goats when you're done -- nm - Beaker Nov 19, 06:53 1
- I mean *maybe* if she could milk the goats. -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 07:10
Did she say yes? -- nm - decline Nov 19, 06:47
I see posts like this and I'm reminded how plain my life is ... and I wonder if I could foresee events that lead me to something like this. I cannot. -- nm - Will Hunting Nov 19, 06:38 2
- Right? It sounds exhausting. -- nm - spamlet Nov 19, 06:38 1
  - I’m exhausted and I’m tangentially involved at best. -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 07:09
Glad to see motivational speaker Matt Foley has landed on his feet. -- nm - TWuG Nov 19, 06:35
please say his van is down by a river -- nm - Beaker Nov 19, 06:35 1
- It is. Most of his driveways are around the port/estuary. -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 07:20
How rude not to include you two. -- nm - Cowboy BeBaron Nov 19, 06:33 2
- srsly -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 06:38
- Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me... -- nm - mafic SI Nov 19, 06:36
This is why there are hotels/motels that charge by the hour -- nm* - Krusty Nov 19, 06:31
Yeah, I see zero way that all blows up in spectacular fashion. -- nm - spamlet Nov 19, 06:28 4
- You don’t understand. Pierre is very artistic and has the keys to 4 or 5 of his friend’s places whose driveways he parks in. -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 06:33 3
  - i don't know how to laugh hard enough at this. -- nm - Diva Nov 19, 06:42 1
    - Like every time we hear from her there’s a new revelation. - mafic Nov 19, 07:16
  - This sounds like the characters in Russian Doll before the show gets awesome. -- nm - Cowboy BeBaron Nov 19, 06:35
This is show on Netflix or Bravo. -- nm - Diva Nov 19, 06:27 4
- The show was called Splitting Up Together -- (link) - oblique Nov 19, 06:31 2
  - this is close enough to their situation that I feel a bit uncomfortable. I think they’re basing their divorce on cancelled tv. -- nm - mafic Nov 19, 06:37 1
    - (spoilers) - oblique Nov 19, 06:42
- Three's Company 2.0 -- nm - VMan Nov 19, 06:29

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