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In response to
"Raisins?!?!? -- (link)"
by
decline
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SNL Black Jeopardy flashback inside.
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T’Challa: I am ready. Let’s go to “White people” for $400.
[Darnell is making shocked faces.]
Darnell: Okay, let’s try it. Your friend Karen brings her potato salad to your cookout.
[buzzer]
Oh-oh. T’Challa.
T’Challa: I think I’m getting the hang of this. Before I answer, a few questions. This woman Karen, she’s caucasian, right?
Darnell: Yes.
T’Challa: And she has her own recipe for potato salad, right?
Darnell: Yeah.
T’Challa: Ah! I understand. It is noble that she would volunteer to cook for everyone. And although I have never had potato salad…
Darnell: Of course.
T’Challa: … I sense that this white woman does not season her food.
Darnell: That’s right.
T’Challa: And if she does, it is only with a tiny bit of salt and no paprika.
Darnell: No paprika. No.
T’Challa: And she will probably add something unnecessary like raisins.
Darnell: I know, right?
T’Challa: So, something tells me that I should say–
Darnell: Say it.
T’Challa: “Aw hell naw Karen. Keep your bland ass potato to yourself.”
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