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Okay, serious stuff here. Talk me out of getting Zooey Deschanel bangs.

Posted by Dark Callisto (aka Callisto) Jan 28 '22, 11:27

I *hate* my forehead and I'm tired of looking at it.

My hairstylist is going to violently protest.

Responses:

Two words: Dudley Moore. -- nm - Baron Enero Jan 28, 11:53
My new reference point for bangs is Kerry on Succession. -- nm - Reagen Jan 28, 11:52
You become 73% more awkward. -- nm - Brett Goldstein Jan 28, 11:32 2
- NOT possible! Ha! -- nm - Dark Callisto Jan 28, 11:37
- Fuck off Brett. -- nm - Will Hunting Jan 28, 11:34
Do it! - decline Jan 28, 11:31
She already has... oh. - Spawn Jan 28, 11:30
this is a serious answer -- (link) - St. Epiphany Jan 28, 11:29 3
- Yeah, it's not so much any of those things. - Dark Callisto Jan 28, 11:36 2
  - :) Your forehead is lovely. -- nm - St. Epiphany Jan 28, 11:43 1
    - :) -- nm - Dark Callisto Jan 28, 11:58
Can you imagine the tempest this would cause if you were in public office? - prayformojo Jan 28, 11:29

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