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In response to "One more time! -- nm" by con_carne

It's barely even a story!

Posted by TFox Jul 8 '09, 14:47

I jammed my girlfriend! She was on top and came down on me wrong! I heard my penis pop and it hurt like a motherfucker! I pushed my girlfriend off the bed because it hurt! Afterwards I had what I termed a "bruise ring at the snapsite"! Everything returned to normal soon after!

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- (major major spoils answer) - TFox Jul 8, 15:02 1
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- if it's a dry hump, easily -- nm - con_carne Jul 8, 15:01 1
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- bungie bouncer. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:59
OK, this would have scared the fuck out of me. Actually quite glad to read the last sentence. -- nm - con_carne Jul 8, 14:51

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It's barely even a story!

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