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Zillow: “CASH OFFERS ONLY NO ACCESS to see lower level and Home sold AS IS ONLY with acknowledgement that home will convey with a person(s) living in lower level with no lease in place” -- (link*)

Posted by decline (aka Decline) Apr 12 '22, 07:29

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https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1513885586595188743 (twitter.com)

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Seems like an appropriate place to post the apple video. -- (link) - Dano Apr 12, 08:00 [youtube] 1
- spot on -- nm - St. Epiphany Apr 12, 08:11
so they are going to get multiple offers for well over asking is what you are saying. -- nm - tRuMaN Apr 12, 07:58 1
- Farifax, VA - they definitely will. Someone will pay out the renter downstairs and be done with it -- nm - MDH Apr 12, 08:39
boy that also really underscores how bad the zestimate is, and why their flipping business failed. -- nm - mafic Apr 12, 07:54
We can't get him out or evict him, so we are selling out from under him - St. Epiphany Apr 12, 07:51
Are you not allowed to see the lower level because "powder room toilet leaks in lower level"? - Max Apr 12, 07:48 2
- Realtors gotta eat, yo -- nm - spamlet Apr 12, 07:55 1
  - I don't think a realtor would be ABLE to eat after seeing the lower level -- nm - Beryllium Apr 12, 08:21
"please ignore odours and soft red glow from basement" -- nm - Reagen Apr 12, 07:47
Every time I see a description like this, I think of this KC car salesman (VERY NSFW for language) -- (link) - spamlet Apr 12, 07:43 [youtube]
At least pick up the flower pot before you take the photo? wtf, people -- nm - JaxSean Apr 12, 07:37 3
- "this house must be impressive as they don't need to clean up or stage properly!" -- nm - Reagen Apr 12, 07:50
- What about the impressive coke bottle collection? -- nm - spamlet Apr 12, 07:43
- or at least don't centre it! - mafic Apr 12, 07:42
The description only goes downhill from there. -- nm - spamlet Apr 12, 07:32 5
- think you get to meet the creepy dude living in the basement before you buy the place? -- nm - decline Apr 12, 07:34 4
  - "We haven't found any bodies so have no proof he's a serial killer. SOLD AS IS" -- nm - spamlet Apr 12, 07:42
  - "Hey Buddy." -- nm - JaxSean Apr 12, 07:42
  - they're clearly referring to the squirrel infestation. -- nm - mafic Apr 12, 07:41 1
    - squirrel infestation = meth lab? -- nm - JaxSean Apr 12, 07:47
Lets do a reversal on that mortgage -- nm - Tom Selleck Apr 12, 07:31

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