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I have become a demi-god, a minor deity to the now three distinct tribes of squirrels contesting territory in my yard. What shall I name myself?

Posted by RelutantCynic (Oregon State Beaver Believer) (aka ReluctantCynic) Jun 5 '22, 17:38

Simply "Reluctant Cynic, God of Food and Fortune"?

"God of Bounty"?

Something more pretentious and loftier?

Or, as I fully expect, a deific title that imparts sharp bards of humility. Something along the lines of "Reluctant Cynic, God of Squirrels, but only the rabid or annoying ones".

Responses:

Jeff -- nm - prayformojo Jun 5, 19:03 1
- El Jeffe Supremo -- nm - Beryllium Jun 5, 20:08
Lord of the Nuts? -- nm - . Jun 5, 18:42
Overlord of Squirrel Cynicdom. -- nm - jnine Jun 5, 18:28
there is a cocktail invented in the 1940's, whose name may be right for you. The Pink Squirrel. -- nm - Peglegpete Jun 5, 18:21 3
- made with apricot and cherry pits, bitter almonds and botanicals, and the liqueur’s color is achieved the old fashioned way, with cochineal. - zeitgeist Jun 5, 20:31 2
  - This is how it's done commercially -- (link) - Meg Jun 5, 20:39
  - No, from bugs on prickly pear cactus. We demonstrate it at archaeology outreach events. -- nm - Meg Jun 5, 20:35
The God of Nuts and berries -- nm - Beaker Jun 5, 18:02 1
- *That's* what I was trying to get to :-) -- nm - Meg Jun 5, 18:04
Sciuridax the Fickle, Who dost bless each day the tribe which pleases Him the most -- nm - Swilcan Baron Jun 5, 18:02

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I have become a demi-god, a minor deity to the now three distinct tribes of squirrels contesting territory in my yard. What shall I name myself?

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