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I love cats. They're soft, they purr, etc. But, and it's a sensory thing, I cannot stand it when they kneed on me.

Posted by TWuG Aug 23 '22, 21:28

Like "awwwww, making biscuits" for some people. For me it's closer to a ticking clock in an otherwise silent room. Or a faucet dripping. Torture.

You want me to reveal secrets? Have a cat kneed on me. I'll tell you anything you want if you'll just make it stop

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That's knead. Kneed is what a woman might do to a man to clarify her position in an argument. -- nm - GregW Aug 23, 22:48 1
- I knew it looked wrong, but also, a cat had just kneaded me, so I was recovering from torture. -- nm - TWuG Aug 23, 22:54
There's snags in every pair of pants I have - even my denims :/ -- nm - Meg Aug 23, 22:25
That's about when they start getting pointy... -- nm - Ender Aug 23, 21:46

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I love cats. They're soft, they purr, etc. But, and it's a sensory thing, I cannot stand it when they kneed on me.

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