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Went to Zeno's. Came home. Dude parked in my driveway. "hi, are you moving?" "I will be when I'm ready." "Okay, I live here so..."

Posted by Kellyanne Scrabblestats (aka amanda) Oct 6 '22, 16:33

"I'll move when I'm ready."
"Uh, okay??"

Wtf people?? (Called tow truck.)

Responses:

Times like this call for texx and his taser. Nm - ralph wiggum Oct 6, 18:51 1
- approved! -- nm - prayformojo Oct 6, 18:58
Call cops, report creepy guy refuses to leave your property -- nm - zeitgeist Oct 6, 17:27 2
- Yep, call off the tow and call the cops -- nm - rollo Oct 6, 18:57
- Or even just tell him you called the cops and have his licence plate. -- nm - mafic Oct 6, 17:30
I was at a friend’s place when this happened once. Guy left. He called a tow truck, they asked “is it a hazard?” “No” We’re not coming.” - mafic Oct 6, 17:21 5
- "yes, it's Andrea Hazard. please hurry" -- nm - hollywood big shot Oct 6, 17:48 1
  - "Oh, be right there then! AND by the way, I also have tickets to this sold out show. I'll bring them with me." -- nm - Qale Oct 6, 18:00
- I'm impressed. -- nm - Max Oct 6, 17:47 1
  - I was 100% a follower in that situation. -- nm - mafic Oct 6, 18:38
- I'm gonna need this as a gritty action-packed 10 episode series with witty leads please. -- nm - con_carne Oct 6, 17:44
Decided to make egg rolls in the oven so maybe the fire dept will scare him away? -- nm - Kellyanne Scrabblestats Oct 6, 17:00 1
- I was thinking you could double park so he couldn't go anywhere until you were ready. -- nm - Krusty Oct 6, 17:18
that's why the NRA wants people to have guns -- nm - Beaker Oct 6, 16:36
i guess the problem is he also knows where you live now -- nm - hollywood big shot Oct 6, 16:35 8
- I mean yes. But what's the play? -- nm - Kellyanne Scrabblestats Oct 6, 16:38 7
  - after he pays $$$ to get his car back from the tow company? -- (edited) - hollywood big shot Oct 6, 16:39 6
    - I mean he's in the car hanging out in my driveway. The tow truck comes, he drives away... Right? -- nm - Kellyanne Scrabblestats Oct 6, 16:40 5
      - Call the cops. “There’s a suspicious man parked in my driveway refusing to leave.” -- nm - mafic Oct 6, 17:26
      - ah, i thought you were saying you actually had him towed - hollywood big shot Oct 6, 16:43 3
        
        molotov cocktail his fucking car -- nm - Beaker Oct 6, 16:45 2
        
        BORTLES!!!! -- nm - spamlet Oct 6, 16:54
        
        The Full Fiona. "Here's your Burn Notice, jerk!" -- nm - Beryllium Oct 6, 16:48
WTF?! You were nicer about it than I would have been after the second time he said it. -- nm - Krusty Oct 6, 16:35

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Went to Zeno's. Came home. Dude parked in my driveway. "hi, are you moving?" "I will be when I'm ready." "Okay, I live here so..."

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