We're having tomorrow's church elder meeting at a "bar and grill" for breakfast. One elder is refusing to attend on the grounds that... -- (edited)
Posted by
Ender (aka Ender)
Oct 7 '22, 15:54
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... the second coming of Jesus may happen tomorrow morning and he wouldn't want to risk Jesus finding him in a bar.
"I can’t imagine an Elder meeting at a bar and grill!
What if the Lord comes again. “Be ye not in diverse places”! Obviously I will not be there!"
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Responses:
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nathanfillion.gif -- nm
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znufrii, official Gen-Xer
Oct 7, 17:39
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He sounds like Trevor Noah's mom. -- nm
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Max
Oct 7, 16:57
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If the Lord shows up, buy him a drink and joke with him that he can make the next one -- nm
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JD
Oct 7, 16:20
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But God is always watching. -- nm
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Spawn
Oct 7, 16:19
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all the beer, wine & alcohol was water Jesus changed. if Jesus didn't approve of them, he never would have changed water into them. -- nm
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peglegpete
Oct 7, 16:19
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He's a New Testament savior with Old Testament attitude and He will fuck you up! -- nm
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con_carne
Oct 7, 16:13
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"Wine is called a Spirit for a reason." -- nm
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budice
Oct 7, 16:13
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How long has this been on the calendar? -- nm
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crash davis
Oct 7, 16:08
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Does he -think- that Jesus is coming tomorrow? -- nm
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The Allfather
Oct 7, 16:06
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ask him what he'd do if Jesus returned and he was on the toilet -- nm
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Beaker
Oct 7, 16:06
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