A WEDDING officiant friend has a special request client: "Anyone have anything on how marriage is like soccer?" and go
Posted by
zeitgeist
Nov 28 '22, 11:05
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there's always a lot of kicking and some crying but using hands is a penalty
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lasts longer than you'd think, and you both score less than you'd like. -- nm
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mafic
Nov 28, 14:11
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Expect long stretches of mind-numbing tedium. -- nm
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Cuzzin Todd
Nov 28, 13:25
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In both arenas, the sponge is magic. -- nm
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Sub-baroner
Nov 28, 12:17
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after it's over, it's time to hit the shower. -- nm
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Peglegpete
Nov 28, 12:06
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If, at the end of the day, it ends in a tie, then it's positive points for both teams. -- nm
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JaxSean
Nov 28, 11:51
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everyone else seems to score, but YOU!!! -- nm
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Peglegpete
Nov 28, 11:47
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Work it hard and you might make it to the World... nah, I got nothing. -- nm
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Spawn
Nov 28, 11:44
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It's all fun and games until someone takes a ball to the face -- nm
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rollo
Nov 28, 11:40
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it's [usually????] never fun when the coach insists that you have to sit out and a substitute is put in to play for you -- nm
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Peglegpete
Nov 28, 11:40
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If you want to score, sometimes you have to use your head. -- nm
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Volnelk
Nov 28, 11:39
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It's called different things in different countries -- nm
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con_carne
Nov 28, 11:36
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It's a passion that inspires most of the rest of the world, but seems like a lackluster interest in the United States? -- nm
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ReluctantCynic
Nov 28, 11:18
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It just goes on and on and there's hardly any scoring -- nm
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JD
Nov 28, 11:15
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there are certain times when using the hands is wrong -- nm
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Peglegpete
Nov 28, 11:11
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It takes a lot of ball kicks to finally have something worth celebrating. -- nm
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colin
Nov 28, 11:08
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