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In response to
"I'm begging you to read these! AskReddit: What's a story from your life so outrageous you wouldn't believe it if someone else was telling it? -- (link)"
by
con_carne
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Like this guy
Posted by
con_carne
Dec 9 '22, 19:15
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I was on a boat partying and got drunk, then started bragging about how I'm the luckiest man in Bermuda because I'm blessed by God. People thought it was funny and I was asked to prove it...
My phone rings, and in front of a crowd of about 30 people, I answered a phone call from my brother that: **I'd won $3000 on a forgotten $100 sports bet I made while drunk months prior**
It was so miraculous it actually humbled me.
EDIT: What makes these even crazier, is when my phone was ringing, I told my crowd of friends *"this is God, calling me with my latest blessing".*
\- PART 2 -
I was Santa for a local Christmas fair, and put a ticket in the raffle while telling my friend about my lucky sports bet during the summer. I tell her I'll win top prize cause: *"Santa never loses".*
I get drunk, and while walking past the first raffle drawing, I pop my head in on stage and yell to the audience: "THE BEST PRIZE IS SANTA'S"... before I can walk off...*"the 2-night stay at Hamilton Princess goes to... Mr. CommanderMilez".*
Those who knew me erupt into cheers and laughter, and then the crowd goes crazy when I come back onstage to accept the prize.
(I ended up getting fired 2 weeks later...)
EDIT 2: [Some more lucky miracles](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zgumfs/whats_a_story_from_your_life_so_outrageous_you/izla1g2/?context=3)
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