Does anyone want an update on Useless Group Work Steve?
Posted by
Andie
Dec 13 '22, 12:38
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by the way, he is not named Steve, but you all knew that.
So, as predicted he did not show up for the zoom call Friday.
The three of us divided the assignment we were discussing amongst ourselves. Then discussed actions regarding Steve.
We decided to give him one last chance to do something. We sent an email saying we were handling this assignment, but as he had been 'unable to contribute the past few weeks', we wanted him to handle the last assignment. We would happily review it, but that he should take the lead.
He actually replied said he 'understood' and would do so.
Then the next day said he didn't understand it and he didn't know how to proceed.
There were a few emails where we politely said "read the textbook" and "use google."
Assignment is due at midnight today. And, guess what?
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Responses:
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Steve is still waiting for ChatGPT to write his essay -- nm
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oblique
Dec 13, 13:22
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Steve is secretly a teacher plant and they are testing to see how the group does under adverse circumstances. -- nm
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Walt_Disney
Dec 13, 13:12
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You hired an actor to play the role of Steve, built an exact replica of Steve's apartment, and rehearsed the conversation over and over. -- nm
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Dano Claus
Dec 13, 13:00
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He ... was a pirate? Arr! -- nm
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Beryllium
Dec 13, 12:56
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He realized that Christmas is more important that the assignment and so he moved to a small town in Vermont. -- nm
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Dano Claus
Dec 13, 12:56
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you realized.....
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prayformojo
Dec 13, 12:49
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He thrives under pressure and will do amazing work in a few hours? -- nm
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Spawn
Dec 13, 12:47
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He got it done and the quality is impeccable? -- nm
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crash davis
Dec 13, 12:45
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