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In response to "Actually, that's a good poll: What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to someone you were dating or wanted to date? nm" by ralph wiggum

Oh lord. OK, so this was a girl I wanted to date but was too chicken to break up with the current gf. (dumb dumb younger TFox spoils)

Posted by TFox Jul 17 '09, 10:19

so we were fooling around, and things were progressing, and I sort of put the brakes on.

her: "what's wrong?"

me: "nothing, it's just... i think it'd be bad if we had sex, me having a girlfriend and all."

her: "ok."

me: "and it'd probably be bad if i went down on you, me being the one doing it and all..."

her: "o....k?"

me: "...but if you went down on me, that'd probably be ok."

her: "yeah, no."

(she and i are still good friends. this is hands down the dumbest sequence of words to ever escape my lips. ever.)

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L3 -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Jul 17, 10:22
even for you, it's pretty shocking -- nm - just dug Jul 17, 10:21 4
- i claim "being 16" in my defense. - TFox Jul 17, 10:22 3
  - You are 16 inches?! -- nm - What Fuzzy thought this was about Jul 17, 10:27
  - I'm pretty sure there are scads of adult men who've said pretty much the same thing. -- nm - mara Jul 17, 10:24 1
    - Like what was going through Clinton's mind when he said "I did not... have... sexual... relations with that woman." -- nm - con_carne Jul 17, 10:26

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Oh lord. OK, so this was a girl I wanted to date but was too chicken to break up with the current gf. (dumb dumb younger TFox spoils)

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