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That backpack ban is something. First they took away the lockers, and we did nothing (except Logan started carrying everything in his backpack)...

Posted by Spawn Solo (aka Spawn) May 4 '23, 11:41

Not sure WTF kids would do without backpacks, too.

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everything on a chromebook, maybe? -- nm - colin May 4, 12:19
backpack ban? -- nm - prayformojo 🐵 May 4, 11:44 1
- Flint Community Schools Backpack Policy Update -- (link) - JD May 4, 11:49
I think I missed something. Why ban backpacks? Also, are backpacks a thing? Do they still use books? I thought everything was laptop now. -- nm - sycor May 4, 11:43 16
- Because students could hide a constitutionally guaranteed right in them. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:44 15
  - Ah. So another bandaid for the actual problem. -- nm - sycor May 4, 12:05 1
    - Yes, all solutions just happen to be applied to the victims instead of the perpetrators. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 12:06
  - Soldiers are sneaking into backpacks and quartering themselves? -- nm - Beryllium May 4, 11:47
  - you are on fire -- nm - Beaker 🍺 May 4, 11:47 10
    - I think I've just run out of fucks. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:49 9
      - it's what happens when you're over 55. -- nm - Remlik May 4, 11:50 8
        
        Mine are well into the negative range. I need to borrow some. -- nm - Meg May 4, 11:58 1
        
        Hit up some of the conservatives who are still melting down over Dylan Mulvaney. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:59
        
        (oh no you di'nt) -- nm - Pachypodium baronii May 4, 11:53 3
        
        He's too early anyway. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:57 2
        
        Which makes it a double offense and entitles you to the choice of 10 slaps now or 5 slaps to be distributed at times of your choosing - Pachypodium baronii May 4, 12:00 1
        
        I'll sell them off. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 12:00
        
        OK Pete Kilmer, MA. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:52 1
        
        HEH. -- nm - Remlik May 4, 11:52
  - Heh. -- nm - JD May 4, 11:47

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