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In response to "That backpack ban is something. First they took away the lockers, and we did nothing (except Logan started carrying *everything* in his backpack)..." by Spawn Solo

I think I missed something. Why ban backpacks? Also, are backpacks a thing? Do they still use books? I thought everything was laptop now. -- nm

Posted by sycor May 4 '23, 11:43

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Because students could hide a constitutionally guaranteed right in them. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:44 15
- Ah. So another bandaid for the actual problem. -- nm - sycor May 4, 12:05 1
  - Yes, all solutions just happen to be applied to the victims instead of the perpetrators. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 12:06
- Soldiers are sneaking into backpacks and quartering themselves? -- nm - Beryllium May 4, 11:47
- you are on fire -- nm - Beaker 🍺 May 4, 11:47 10
  - I think I've just run out of fucks. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:49 9
    - it's what happens when you're over 55. -- nm - Remlik May 4, 11:50 8
      - Mine are well into the negative range. I need to borrow some. -- nm - Meg May 4, 11:58 1
        
        Hit up some of the conservatives who are still melting down over Dylan Mulvaney. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:59
      - (oh no you di'nt) -- nm - Pachypodium baronii May 4, 11:53 3
        
        He's too early anyway. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:57 2
        
        Which makes it a double offense and entitles you to the choice of 10 slaps now or 5 slaps to be distributed at times of your choosing - Pachypodium baronii May 4, 12:00 1
        
        I'll sell them off. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 12:00
      - OK Pete Kilmer, MA. -- nm - loosilu May 4, 11:52 1
        
        HEH. -- nm - Remlik May 4, 11:52
- Heh. -- nm - JD May 4, 11:47

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