So there's this intersection near my house...
Posted by
Mop🧹 (aka rburriel)
May 20 '23, 20:37
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Traffic light. Two lanes. Shortly past the intersection, the two lanes merge where the right lane needs to pull into the left lane. I'm up front in the left lane at the red light with a line of cars behind me. A bozo in his big diesel monster F-350 with the engine revving pulls up in the right lane. It's clear he thinks he can just skip the line, gun it at the green, and pull ahead of everyone. Except, of course, I've got a speedy EV. Light turns, and he GUNS IT. Like he's trying to outrun a volcano or something. And I just leisurely pull ahead. He never had a chance. He forces his way into the queue behind me, gesturing in frustration as he speaks to the passenger in his cab, following me a little too close to make the point that he's got a little penis and that should mean he's allowed to pass everyone and I notice that he's got a veterans license plate. This car's gonna get me shot one day.
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