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In response to "When talking to a girl and she says her former boss hated her because of "pride" and you don't know if it's HIS sense of importance or her being gay.. -- nm" by Ender

Tangent: I'm screwing with her best friend.

Posted by Ender Jun 28 '23, 00:40

Her roommate got ahold of her best friend's phone and started texting her best friend's dating app matches crazy stuff and then texted her screenshots. One of these was a guy going by "Bear" who the roommate told the best friend really liked collecting toenails. Bear gave a SUPER dull answer and I was personally offended as an absurdist, so I asked her for her best friend's number and the name of the guy.
Below are my texts.
I'm not sure how to reply to her... I'm leaning towards "Hi, my name's Wolf. My buddy Bear gave me your number, he thought we might be a match."

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Lol yes!! Do it -- nm - Pippy 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 28, 03:16 3
- Let's see how this goes... -- (pic) - Ender Jun 28, 03:20 [Attachment] 2
  - she will soon collect restraining orders :) -- nm - Beaker 🍺 Jun 28, 04:47 1
    - I got the full set. “Bear, Moose, Tiger, Squirrel..” -- nm - Will Hunting 🍔🍟🍔🍹🍷 Jun 28, 04:51

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