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we don't talk enough about how mediocre an artist Jack Dawson actually was before Titanic hit that berg

Posted by hollywood big shot (aka pickmix) Jul 2 '23, 12:55

pedestrian skills on his absolute best day.

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Plus how she didn’t try very hard to fit Jack on her raft. - Loyola Jul 2, 13:23
You know who the actual artist who did Jack's sketchbook was don't you? spoiler if you don't - crash davis 😺 Jul 2, 13:09 2
- I meant to add: Given that, what are the chances Rose dumps on Jack's sketchbook? -- nm - crash davis 😺 Jul 2, 13:13 1
  - i think it was probably sinking in right about the time she crawled up on that floating door -- nm - hollywood big shot Jul 2, 13:15
He wasn’t even very good at spitting. -- nm - Qale Jul 2, 13:03
Someone puts a nekkid Kate Winslet in front of me. I'll gladly do my best with stick-figure artistry. -- nm - budice Jul 2, 12:59 7
- Rose loaded up in Europe with impressionist masterpieces and takes one look at his book of chicken scratches “These are rather good” - hollywood big shot Jul 2, 13:05 6
  - she had a Picasso! -- nm - Reagen Jul 2, 13:06 5
    - "someone Picasso" (who presumably she bought the painting of personally i guess like grabbing stuff off the discount rack) -- nm - hollywood big shot Jul 2, 13:10 2
      - might have been Bill Picasso - Reagen Jul 2, 13:11 1
        
        Fred Picasso - budice Jul 2, 13:14
    - it's funny because Cal says he'll never amount to anything and then his paintings were like all worth more than that dumb necklace - hollywood big shot Jul 2, 13:09 1
      - Dramatic irony in service of showing that that caste of people are so full of themselves that they have no real taste. Only ignorance and greed. -- (edited) - Beryllium Jul 2, 13:20

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we don't talk enough about how mediocre an artist Jack Dawson actually was before Titanic hit that berg

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